December already eh?
Who's put their decorations up? Are they garish or tasteful?
alt. Cyber Monday, another ridiculous money maker from stupid people. what shit are you buying on the internet?
altalt. CHRIMBLEMASSY POPPY POOS. What was behind your first advent door?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:37, 111 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Shit off sparkle wankers.
Dec's go up next week. It will be tasteful.
Alt: I did all my shopping Friday afternoon online. Nice and easy. Left me a weekend to drink and today I feel I might die.

Altalt: no advent calendar. :(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)

tasteful decorations are for department stores and hyacinth bucket

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:23, Reply)

no christmas decorations
haven't bothered since my mum died; it would be a bit sad to do it without her. and lemmy would either eat them or be scared of them.

alt: nothing yet. probably best get on with some shopping...

altalt: i don't have an advent calendar. i have a melon pot and a bottle of highland spring.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:44, Reply)

You go away for Christmas anyway.
It's the rest of us in little England who need to decorate our house through the darkest months.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Was she one of those selfish needy types who insist on dying on Christmas day to ensure no one ever forgets it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

choked to death on tinsel, you horrid bully

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)

A melon pot
this is a euphemism isn't it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

One would hope so
and not actually a little plastic pot with bits of melon in it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

that would be unfathomably tragic

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)

yes
yes
yes
no
donkey
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)

ROLL UP ROLL UP.!!
2 SHIT THREADS.

GET YOUR SHIT THREADS HERE, 2 FOR A FIVER!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Tasteful Christmas decorations?
Also, *who's*

Alt: I generally leave present buying to other people, which leaves me free to buy stuff for myself.

Altalt: The unwelcoming face of the inn-keeper.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)

WHOOPSIE!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

also better, who's better, who's best

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Innit mild.
I was walking round yesterday with a t shirt on.
It's MENTAL!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Is that not standard winter clothing for your lot?
Geordies, I mean, not benders.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

but benders as well yeah?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Yes for both. In winter we may wear a sweater

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

you make baby jesus cry

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)

What is your obsession with kids?
Jesus was a grown man when he died for your sins.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah but he did insist on wearing a nappy all the time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)

that was Gandhi, you racist

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)

It was because he had a prolapsed anus.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)

No, not allowed, but Lemmy has a tiny Xmas stocking my sister made for him, it has his name on it and everything!
Alt: Nothing, I went to buy some trainers yesterday but the biggest size they had in the shop was an 8, fucking ridiculous. I can get them 'online' but they don't have 20% off there and I'm very mean.
Altalt: Shut up Jasin.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Trainer chat!
What ones ya getting?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)

New Balance 420 in blue, they had burgundy but they were a bit gay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

410s in blue and yellow are nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

I like the 410s in black and blue too, the mostly black with blue sole ones

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I like my missus in black and blue too
(domestic violence lulz)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

www.peacefulhooligan.co.uk/new-balance-footwear.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

£52! Bargain. Thanks Jeffery

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

What price did you have before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)

£48, but none in my size

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Surely you could live in a size 8?
Lol small.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

lol nonsensical sentence

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Stress the 'live'

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Lol edit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Hahahaha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

hahahaha no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

PICS OF THE STOCKING PLEASE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Ent got one m8, remind me at a later date

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Careful mate
its one step from this to posting pictures of dogs in stockings and that's what he really wants
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)

those sneaky homos!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

They do it all the time
to trick right thinking normal folk into their deviant ways.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

zig a zig - NAH!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I thrown up so much in the last 12 hours
There is now nothing left to vom. Not even that yellow acidic bile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I told you to stick to doggy style. Your eyes weren't ready

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I blame the Chinese.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Me too.
I feel absolutely ghastly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Yes their communist oppression of teh people would make anyone ill

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

It's just their way. Who knows what they know?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

We did ours yesterday as Mrs Vagabond loves Christmas and couldn't wait.
They're Christmas decs, so whether they're "tasteful" or not is up to how miserable you want to be about the whole thing.

Joan Jett - I Love Rock N' Roll.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Musical advent calendar?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

No thanks; I've just put one out.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I've heard you're quite keen on chocolate doors

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)

what, you mean like bum holes
lol
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

bumhole mansex

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I bet he hated his parents.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I could say the same for you.
You repressed sk8er prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Dozer is the sponge not the stone

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)

u sound a bit upset m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Im just trying to help you M8
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:21, Reply)

The sooner he comes out of that closet the happier he will be

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Another one for Lucifer to torture for eternity in the inferno of hell.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Nah, decs dont go up until a couple of weeks before
We tend to have a lot of traditional green and white (mistletoe garlands and the like)

alt: Nowt, I don't but presents until a week or so before. I mean you wouldn't want to buy a present for someone who then goes and dies before the big day would you, what a waste of money.

Alt2: as I am not a blobbing bird I don't have an advent calendar
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Blobbing birds?
Advent calendars are for children and homos.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Mine was bought for me ACKSHULLY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I am neither of those nor am I a blobbing bird

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)

You're forgetting that theyre often full of chocolate.
Which is for blobbing birds.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Careful using the phrase bloo ong bird is like a red rag to a bull

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)

bloo ong bird can easily upset people

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I am in a bit of a mood today.
A good one, that is. I'm handing in my notice today.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

It's about time.
Now will you moan about not having a job, rather than I.T woes?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I'll still have to take calls, I wouldn't want to deprive you of my HIGHlarious user bitch fests.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)

well done that man

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Nothing makes a Frenchman happier than giving up on something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Nah, the flatmates haven't decided on a theme yet
My PaedoTree suggestion didn't go down well (unlike Sir Jimmeh)

Alt: Bunch of horseshit for flecking eejits

Altalt YM's sopping minge
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Housesharer^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

^renter^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Half flat squatter^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

While my (full) house that I own sits empty :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

That's not all we share

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

It seems like Christmas is the only thing you bellends have to discuss these days
Altalt: your mums gaping anus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

i don't want to discuss it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

The ent giving you much choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

topical
Do a thread, ape.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Why is your mum's gaping anus topical? Is it trending?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Yes, but people on Twitter have named it The Blackout

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)