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Legend has it that the Arabian horse was created by Allah, ‘out of a handful of the southern wind‘.
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Legend also has it that anchovies were created by Posieden , 'out of a handful of scrapings from your mum's cunt-hole'
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In Greek mythology Apollo delivered the sun and the moon to the sky every day in his horse drawn chariot
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In Roman mythology Postmanus delivered a celestial sized mass of spunk to your mum's throat everyday in his horse drawn postvan
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Giant white horses are carved in chalk on several hillsides in England. Some date back hundreds of years – folklore says that when King Arthur of he Round Table returns to the throne, one of the chalk horses would get up and dance.
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they're not real chalk
they're the residue from the spunk slops from your mother's popular twat
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they're the residue from the spunk slops from your mother's popular twat
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