Alright?
What you all up to this Thursday eve?
We've got an early finish if we get another ten sales in.

Gash on 'ere today, innit?
It's worn out more than Dozers' memes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:53, 121 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm going to the juicer with Mrs Vagabond, and she's giving me one of my birthday presents.
I'm 40 you know, and I've still got most of my own teeth.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)

a quick public handijay under the tablein the pub
Wow same thing she got me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Under the table?
You prudes are so dull.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)

hey its was your missus who chose the location

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

She was a little embarrassed, to be honest.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Life begins at 40!
According to people who are fifty.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)

you'll be dead from aids before 40

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

I'll have to catch it first, and I aint fucking you, uggo.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)

there's literally no one on b3ta desperate enough to spunk in your arsehole Jay. Just you think about how hideous you have to be to achieve that

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)

You make it sound like I'd want them to.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

lolololold

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)

its more worn than your rectal tract

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

NDITB
Im a giver, baby
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)

I'm supposed to be going to a fundraiser screening of some artsy short films
But I might just get pissed on supermarket plonk
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Why not do both?
That way you can form an honest opinion
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)

this is an excellent idea

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)

GeordieJay fucks kids while baggenfock watches
Yeah.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)

You're a nullo virgin with the social finesse of a drunk tramp.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)

you have the fashion sense of a French exchange student

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)

You have the breath of one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)

you have the academic record of a toddler and the life prospects of a psychochomp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Lol

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:32, Reply)

I'm going to cruise around town in the baggo-mobile with the top down
listening to my Phil Collins CD.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)

I'll have you know a jacket is most definitely required today.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Nothin'

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)

I thought I'd stay at work
Until half past fucking eight

Three day weekend though. So to answer your question; BEER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Usual Thursday stuff
Picking up stepdaughter from dance class and then shopping.
On another note - are Apple fanbois particularly sensitive? I had an exchange with one on FB last night and it appears I may have gone too far - so far in fact that he deleted the thread.
All I said was that instead of an iMac I'd rather use an abacus. In Turkish. Behind my back, one handed whilst being force-fed rabid bees. He seemed to take offence.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Gonz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Went to a job interview, the office has a slide going from reception to the arcade/bar/chill-out floor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Sounds awful.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Nothing like a wakki office to paper over the fundemental business issues and crippling staff morale

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Init, the more they blur the lines between 'work' and 'not work' the more they expect people to work when the clock says 'not work'.
Bollocks to that.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Only if you are a weak willed drone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

I eschew most of my responsibilities by being exceptionally vague.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

What's Cranley got to do with it?
#tinaturner'setcetc
( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Alright Eggnog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

I don't think these poeple have buisness issues, might do, donno, I think more people here would have used them than not

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Oh is it one of those 'new media' places where the office has ping pong tables and pricks in it?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)

Have you been for an interview with Mothercare?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

The job comes with 50% off pampers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Cool, I've always wanted to work at a children's playhouse
#Watkins
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Wot?
Did you get a photo?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)

Yup,
imgur.com/a/3VUoZ
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

You'd only leave a brown streak on the slide

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Lady pig is at her chrimbo do. So home alone cans with the dogs I reckon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)

I shall be attempting to suppress my thinky thinky worry panic job stress
by topical application of alcohol and light entertainment television. Wish me luck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)

What's happened?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:31, Reply)

4 sales to go!!!
Have any of you had a car accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?
Did you feel discomfort for more than 6 weeks?

Gimme a buzz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)

I deal with CMCs all the time and they are spastics.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Everyone's a spastic to you.
It must be great to have such an elevated sense of worth, no matter how misplaced.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)

It's almost like he's bitter about being universally loathed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

How can you'd sleep at night?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I don't work in sales and get paid more?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:46, Reply)

What do you do then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Dialler manager and a bit IT

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I had an accident less than 6 months ago that wasn't my fault.
felt mild discomfort for a week after.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Nope. Gotta be longer than 6 weeks and have a certain amount of damage to the vehicle to qualify.
Usually over 500 quid
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Hang on, how does insurance fraud count as a sale?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)

You tell me, I just manage the data and that.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)

They really call them sales?
At what point in the transaction is it considered a sale?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)

When a solicitor takes the case on

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)

How is that a sale?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)

This customer just won't shut up
On the one hand, I've very bored by pretending I'm listening to her. On the other, there's been calls waiting since forever, and the longer she keeps bending my eye, the more chance there is that some of those people will die.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Death Foxtrot

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)

callcentre job at 35 = life failure

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I'm 36
I know I'm a failure

But at least I'm not a total fucking cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Don't listen to him.
He's blissfully unaware of the fact people sometimes find happiness without material worth.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Lacking wit or charm^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)

^ Still Scottish

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Bending your eye, eh?

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

BENDING HIS BROWN EYE MORE LIKE!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Here's mud in your ear!

( Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

My ears gave up and fucked off a long time ago

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Alright Jay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Are the calls recorded?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Oh hell yes
Some poor fuckers get paid to listen to them. I reckon that must be about the worst job in the world, unless you're on ecstasy, in which case it might be the best
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)