I am calling you a spastic cunt wanker autist good evening gormless rapeyballs povvo Welsh tossrag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:43, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Oi twat, lump sum to chuck somewhere, can't explain how I got it, suggestions?
Edit, wife not to know, so nothing joint.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:45, Reply)

oh god please no

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Lols, I'm serious.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:48, Reply)

not as simple as that.
Risk profile, income, existing investments etc.

But if it's a few grand you could do worse than Neil Woodford's latest fund. Massive inflows, undervalued, good growth prospects. Reinvest income, max out your 15 grand NISA allowance and don't bother with cash.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)

...but get in now, it might be open ended but its early days with a highly experienced fund manager at the helm
And he's a nice guy, if your arsed about that sort of fannybaws shit.

Edit NISAs can't be joint, and joint status should only be used in assurance based investment policies. Anything apart from NISAs should be in the lower taxpayer's name, or at the very least, transferred to them before disposal.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)

welsh?????!!!
too far, man
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)

not far enough m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:53, Reply)