oh well fair enough then
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease send me a picture of you cuddling mickey or donald? please? i'd enjoy that even more than the pirate one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:20, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

No.
And theres nothing wrong with dressing as a pirate and playing to a festival crowd. Its a sacred Cornish tradition or something.

I tell you what, I'll try and get Chip and Dale to simulate a gang rape with me and get the wife to snap a few pictures.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

that's quite an image
a cornish sausage in a chipmunk bap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I have a picture of me glaring at goofy from last time

( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

you send me that
and i'll send you more cute birdie pictures to make the kids squee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

^slang for titgaz

( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

fluffy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

y er
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