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I just read this.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/09/how-to-eat-toast

How badly are you making toast?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:59, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I've died three times after putting a knife into the toaster

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)
You use a toaster like some sort of prick?
Let me quote you something

The subtext of using a toaster, is this: “I am busy and important. My precious time is worth far more than good toast.” By not using a grill, you are buying into the pernicious myth that, as human beings, we can only assert our own agency by working and spending in such a blur of activity that we allow ourselves no time to perfect life’s simple pleasures.

Not my words, the words of the Guardian.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)
I toast mine by heating an authentic 18th century cattle brand in my smoker.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)
count those euphemisms ... count them all

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:06, Reply)
By not using a grill, you are buying into the pernicious myth that, as human beings, we can only assert our own agency by working and spending in such a blur of activity that we allow ourselves no time to perfect life’s simple pleasures.

You prick
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:06, Reply)
you just read an article about toast
I don't think you are in any position to judge anybody on anything
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Yes, more so than 10 minutes ago if anything.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)
The numbers on the toaster relate to minutes and not settings.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Top stuff.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I make toast in the nude.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)
I once put out of date pâté on toast

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is what offtopic has been missing
i declare a new dawn!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
it's a classically chimpish thread topic

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Needs more rape raisins

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)
melting snowman

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)
The problem with using a toaster is that the cheese falls off.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

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