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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So it seems the US is as good at torturing prisoners as anyone
Is there anyone on /OT you'd like to torture, and if so what information would you be looking to get out of them?
alt: LUNCH
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:10, 97 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I'd torture you for being a stomping tool
This has, however, answered my alt alt. I'd make you listen to tangles' new "sounds of (Coventry) nature" record. I don't really want any info out of you. I just want to torture you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:12, Reply)
That's way beyond anything in the report, even waterboarding
You MONSTER!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)
tangles could be instrumental in the call for world peace
even jihad john couldn't withstand the siren notes of nature in coventry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)
the worst kind of drone attack

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)
What do you suppose it sounds like?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)
an orange teenager giving birth whilst shooting up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
how accurate am i?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Well none of the field recordings were made in Coventry and I've never witnessed an orange teenager giving birth whilst shooting up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)
you've barley lived

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
You've done that one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
nah, I just can't spell

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
They aren't really that good at torture.
No electrocution, strapaddo, teeth removal, rape or toecutting.

Alt: bit early you fat cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:17, Reply)
or bagpipes...

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)
the sweet skirl o' the pipes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)
what the blistering fuck is "toe cutting" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)
It's probably something so grotesque and horrible
that women probably pay extortionate prices to have it done to them in a salon in the name of 'beauty'.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)
dozer'd probably pay to watch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
especially if it was Siam Williams having it done

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:34, Reply)
i have no idea what she looks like
but he bangs on about her a LOT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)
srsly?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Something to do with her feet or summat, I dunno I don't wank to the news.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Unless it's a May day riot or a woman in sandals justifying the latest bollocks from PETA.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
That's so hot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:09, Reply)
she's a total milf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I think she's reached GILF age, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
GILF age is mid thirties where I grew up

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)
wut, mid 40s?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
56 I think you'll find.
Although I do concede that she does look like a Glaswegian woman would in her late teens.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Wiki says 50.
She's on the over 50s list.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Born 1958.
Take lube, she'll have probably dried up by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
that's Sian Lloyd, you prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I just assumed you had taste. Lloyd is alright.
Williams? You're a fucking sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Lloyd is fucking grim.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
toecutting is the removal of toes with boltcutters

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I could imagine women doing that to fit into a pair of shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I don't think I'd torture anyone here.
Although I think most political leaders deserve to have a lit sparkler jamming into their japs eyes / pissholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)
alt: street market food fair today, yay
from my window i can see: thai noodles or curry, burmese curry, chorizo sandwiches, pulled pork shizzle, paella, falafel wraps, fish'n'chips, bangers'n'mash, chinese, sushi rolls, fudge.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Can't you buy most of these things within a mile of your office even when there isn't a food fair anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
It's an exercise in paying more for the same tat. It's what she does.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
they're prolly ARTISAN bangers with FREE RANGE ORGANIC mash

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
it's best to pay more when faced with such inarguable labels

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
my current favourite is BESPOKE
used on stuff that's obviously fucking bespoke by its very fucking nature
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)
yah ... but this is a MARKET, yah? ... so it's like less sanitary and more authentic and shit?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I went to the south bank christmas market on saturday. It was exactly this
My child somehow convinced me to part with 8 quid for us to go on a train that went 100m along and then back again, but wasn't the least bit excited with the hour long train journey we took to get there and back.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
kids are idiots

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
jamaican jerk chicken or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I'd never go for jerk chicken when there's curry goat available
this is one of my basic tests of a human being
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Depends, sometimes if you get there too late the curried goat is just bone. Also, it doesnt pack the kick I seek.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
that's what the filthy filthy bottles of pepper sauce are for

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I don't like agreeing with you, but you make a fair point.
Might cook that this weekend. Finding goat might be an adventure though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
it's very inconsiderate of me to be simultaneously objectionable and always right

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Jerk off mate just jerk off

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
torture by infinite wanking

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)
until theres nothing left down there but tattered gristle

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)
a pink mist

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:12, Reply)
none of you know shit so what would I want to ask you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I could tell you all about the problem with my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I'll put on my most sympathetic face.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I'd not torture any of you, because we are all such great Internet chums.
We'd have tea and cake and glimpsing and snugglewuggles and tea made the proper way and scones or scones, whichever you prefer and it'd be lovely.

Alt: despair.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:06, Reply)
That sounds like torture to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I would torture Shambles to find out how he manages to be simultaneously objectionable and always right despite being a bumbag wearing middleaged cycling veg growing hipster ale swigging nancy

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)
this is the best offer I've had all morning

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I tell a lie
The probably-polish woman offered me some stollen with my tea.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I aim to please

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Aim for the face then, he likes that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
can you aim for my beard and moobs? oh yeah! you dirty boy

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Sexy as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
i wouldn't torture anyone as that isn't very nice, but i'd like to nominate richard macbeef to have to wear 'scold's bridle' for gossiping despite being sworn to secrecy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I don't think there's anything you lot know that I'd want to find out that badly
Unless any of you know who let the dogs out? Some guys from the 90s/00s/whenever keep asking. If McBeouf knows I'll give him a cuntsproutectomy until he tells me.

Alt: Leftover curry that'll stink the place out when I reheat it. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Colonel & Tibbs.
They didn't want Cruella's plan to succeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Oh, did they get promoted after 'Love Will Keep Us Together' ?

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Nobody
alt. soup
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
All of you, slow roasted over a volcano just for shits and giggles
Alt: Anger and resentment
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

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