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I'm going to make a toasted cheese sandwich
With a healthy dollop of mango chutney on it.
A Jive Bunny album cover free thread awaits.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:25, 175 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
With a healthy dollop of mango chutney on it.
A Jive Bunny album cover free thread awaits.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:25, 175 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
You're a chutney farmer.
In fact, you make Jason look like a chutney avoider, you're such a massive chutney. With extra chutney a few chives and a side of pate.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
In fact, you make Jason look like a chutney avoider, you're such a massive chutney. With extra chutney a few chives and a side of pate.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
why?
why would you ruin the deliciousness of a toasted cheese sandwich with that sticky sweet shite?
i'll probably have paella. the problem with that little market is, you either have to go now, ie waaaay too early for civilised people to be eating, or go at 1-2, and queue for hours with the plebs, or go after 2, and see if the scavenging hordes around here have left anything.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
why would you ruin the deliciousness of a toasted cheese sandwich with that sticky sweet shite?
i'll probably have paella. the problem with that little market is, you either have to go now, ie waaaay too early for civilised people to be eating, or go at 1-2, and queue for hours with the plebs, or go after 2, and see if the scavenging hordes around here have left anything.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
^ Needs more chutney calling, else old man chutters won't know what you think of him,
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
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i think it's an insult to decent chutters like jaysums to call him a chutters
he's more the kind of dirty old man who wanks over the students' lab coats.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
he's more the kind of dirty old man who wanks over the students' lab coats.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I feel like I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I expect it to be a sort of yellow-green, like snot. Or, possibly, because we can never rule this out, rainbow.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I expect it to be a sort of yellow-green, like snot. Or, possibly, because we can never rule this out, rainbow.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
You really are the most pathetic cunt I've ever encountered in my tragic, failed life
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Second most, I'm assuming a preening fruit like you looks in a mirror occasionally.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
No, seriously
You're the only person in the world that I hate, despise and fundamentally pity more than I do myself.
I know your deluded seld-satisfaction gets you through the day, and I'm glad you have something that works for you, because if you saw yourself the way the rest of us do I can't imagine how painful that would be.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
You're the only person in the world that I hate, despise and fundamentally pity more than I do myself.
I know your deluded seld-satisfaction gets you through the day, and I'm glad you have something that works for you, because if you saw yourself the way the rest of us do I can't imagine how painful that would be.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Don't start what you can't finish
You pointless, useless, worthless sack of cum
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)
You pointless, useless, worthless sack of cum
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)
seriously pal, lighten up
Pointless and useless? Says the 36 year old working in a call centre, living with his parents and with precisely zero to show for eighteen years of adult life.
Perhaps you should focus your energies on matters a little closer to home instead of on someone you've never met and merely posts on the same forum as you.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Pointless and useless? Says the 36 year old working in a call centre, living with his parents and with precisely zero to show for eighteen years of adult life.
Perhaps you should focus your energies on matters a little closer to home instead of on someone you've never met and merely posts on the same forum as you.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Maybe you should take your own advice
First thing you said to me today was that I'm a failure. You know I'm manic depressive and recently out of the defining relationship of my life and it's the first thing you can think of to say. In fact, it's the first thing you say to me every day. You contribute nothing of worth or value to this board and given that, yes, I only know you from what you post, I'm forced to conclude that this is true in every aspect of your life. One taste of your own medicine, and you're telling me to lighten up and reminding me - yet again - what a total failure I am.
And you wonder why I think you're a cunt
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
First thing you said to me today was that I'm a failure. You know I'm manic depressive and recently out of the defining relationship of my life and it's the first thing you can think of to say. In fact, it's the first thing you say to me every day. You contribute nothing of worth or value to this board and given that, yes, I only know you from what you post, I'm forced to conclude that this is true in every aspect of your life. One taste of your own medicine, and you're telling me to lighten up and reminding me - yet again - what a total failure I am.
And you wonder why I think you're a cunt
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
You must admit this is slightly more interesting than chutney puns though
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( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
It is my most deeply held, fondest belief that dozer has some kind of social disorder.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
You have such a thing for material worth meaning you've achieved something.
It's a sad outlook to have on life.
How do you know the things he has experienced in his life hasn't made him a better man?
You're going to grow old alone, with only your things around you.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)
It's a sad outlook to have on life.
How do you know the things he has experienced in his life hasn't made him a better man?
You're going to grow old alone, with only your things around you.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Nope. I'm likeable you see.
and don't have HIV.
A thousand cats will eat your face.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)
and don't have HIV.
A thousand cats will eat your face.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Gee what a relief, you've kroney zoned me. Forever destined to make weird sniping remarks but never directly to me.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
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CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP CHANGING THEIR GOD DAMNED NAMES*
*yes, yes, i know.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
*yes, yes, i know.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
You've got to ruin things.
You almost make outsized Jive Bunny album covers the best thing here.
What a chutney.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
You almost make outsized Jive Bunny album covers the best thing here.
What a chutney.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I got a bottle of oyster sauce the other week for a dish.
I've been adding it to stuff to use it up and see what it improves. It does not improve blue cheese and bacon sandwiches.
this has been a public service announcement by Windy Pig aged 27 and a half.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I've been adding it to stuff to use it up and see what it improves. It does not improve blue cheese and bacon sandwiches.
this has been a public service announcement by Windy Pig aged 27 and a half.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
You'd think they could kill the oysters before they get in the bottle
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( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
there are very few savoury foods that fresh chillis do not improve
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I have been thinking about adding chilli flakes to a yorkshire pudding mix to see if that works
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
i like my yorkshire puddings dry, so i would definitely approve
but if you smother it in disgusting gravy, would you taste it?
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
but if you smother it in disgusting gravy, would you taste it?
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Do you not like veggie gravy?
The missus is a food wrong too and has veggie gravy.
Also I think you would still get a bit of bite through the gravy
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
The missus is a food wrong too and has veggie gravy.
Also I think you would still get a bit of bite through the gravy
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
i hate gravy
it makes everything soggy and it makes everything taste like gravy.
fuck off gravy.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
it makes everything soggy and it makes everything taste like gravy.
fuck off gravy.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
i fucking love that mexican takeaway
stuffed jalapenos and bean chilli, yes please.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
stuffed jalapenos and bean chilli, yes please.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Chutney that shit
Doesn't really work, but, you know, old times' sakes
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Doesn't really work, but, you know, old times' sakes
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so chutney maybe
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so chutney maybe
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years
Rockin my peers and chuttin suckas in fear
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Rockin my peers and chuttin suckas in fear
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
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