what a bunch of whimpering fucking marys
Let's talk about dogs. They stink and they're fucking idiots but they make a walk on the beach or in the snow approximately 4000% better
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:37, 63 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

no pickle chat or bloobloos

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:37, Reply)

I fail to see how they could improve my beach/snow walking experience.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)

only cos you never leave the house

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Of course not, there's loads of pricks with dogs out there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)

and little carrier bags of shit
the ideal accessory to any outfit
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Slightly worrying when you see people carrying the bags but no dog with them
I think they just want to be part of the 'scene'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I just let my dog shit wherever he wants
and I never pick it up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)

like nature intended

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

yep

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I prefer cats.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)

no bloobloos

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Alt: holy hell it's a mitherflippin crime wave!
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Police-hunt-Tesco-shopper-8216-short-changed-8217/story-25476549-detail/story.html

How shit are your local gangsters?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)

wasnt there some numb nuts boasting about ripping off the self service tills
on QOTW months ago... I bet it was him should grass him up to plod
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)

it's like shop lifting but feeling slightly guilty and leaving some cash

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)

you know all about 'lifting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I used to nick porn mags to flog to kids at school
I get slightly nostalgic about the feeling of kaolin-glossed paper against my bare skin
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)

oh ... and a flick knife on the mont st michel
but every schoolboy on earth has nicked them
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Jack Russell Terrier + Snow = massively enhanced walking experience
See also Jack Russell Terrier + Sand Dunes and Jack Russell Terrier + piles of leaves
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)

bitey little cunts though

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)

captain placid likes petting terriers, hounds, chihuahuas

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)

i fucking love jack russells
i'd quite like one crossed with a dachshund to take out some of the yap.

www.pets4homes.co.uk/images/classifieds/2013/05/01/292351/large/dadc2d74c821f8605fcfdd70e5b11cb5.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:47, Reply)

something about a half dog for a half flat

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Jack Russells are awesome
They aren't all yappy but they do deserve their 'bitey' credentials. The Doris has one that is convinced it's a genetic experiment crossing a T Rex, an alligator and a Great Dane - all in a 9lb dog. Great fun though :)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Jack Russell Terrier plus a pint of John Smith's
= Shit pint, with a small, yappy, shit dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Don't make me hurt you

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)

online wisdom right here

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I agree. huzzah for shambles. huzzah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)

I'm the second best one here after that charming Windy Pig fellow.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Oh man, I missed speaker cable chat :(((

( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I'm still in awe.
www.futureshop.co.uk/nordost-valhalla-2-reference-power-cord-iec-uk-3-pin-plug-3m-p-7792.html
( Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Must. Not. Reply.......

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)

This is just funny.
Especially the associated quote.

www.futureshop.co.uk/nordost-valhalla-reference-digital-cable-1m-p-5207.html
( Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:57, Reply)

"The reduction of insulation contact by more than 85%
means that the current and digital signal traveling above the surface of the conductor are virtually unimpeded by the insulation material."

Either this chap doesn't know what insulation does, or he thinks I don't.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)

"current and digital signal traveling above the surface of the conductor"
Either this chap doesn't know what a conductor is, or he thinks I don't.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I am just waiting for my new speaker cables
www.futureshop.co.uk/nordost-valhalla-2-speaker-cable-pair-6m-p-7835.html
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:24, Reply)

And inside that fancy threaded plastic
The same god damned copper the woman's got in her hairdryer flex.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:57, Reply)

"Clean power" is the single biggest con job in an industry devoted to conning.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)

it's homeopathy, mate
there's no point being annoyed by it ... just let your contempt glands flow for the poor fucks who buy into it
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)

I like the ones who buy homeopathic malaria immunisations and then die.

( Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)

and homopathic cancer treatments

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

it's a shame there isn't an equivalent danger of death for audiophile idiots
I might start flogging lethally high current valve amplifiers or summat
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

91% of the speed of light
that is fucking priceless
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Er, it's wrapped in a mono-filament that does something or other, actually

( Kroney, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I will have 12ty
Its almost like they are preying on the stupid
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)

this guy seems to approve
www.enjoythemusic.com/magazine/equipment/1101/nordost.htm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)

the thing is, someone has designed this
and other people have bought it. so who's having the last laugh? EH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)

anybody with a brain who doesn't experience the world in poorly-educated bourgeois terms

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)

But still connected to your local shitty mains supply
unless you have some kind of ultra-clean smooth power supply arrangement in your house it'll just pass all the shit on from the mains.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)

you can pay a shit tonne for utterly bogus filters for your mains, too
if you're a proper nobend
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)

This whole site is devoted to retards.
www.futureshop.co.uk/isol8-twin-channel-powerstation-p-9752.html
( Muns, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Well I'm sold!
Anything that gives you something that's 'unobtainainable' (sic) just HAS to be good!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I'm pretty certain sending 100hz to things that expect 50hz can make them a little upset.
Higher 'refresh rate' or not.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:36, Reply)

there's been some bloobloo deletion :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)

all bloo bloo must be deleted

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)