morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:10, 84 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morbington crescent

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:10, Reply)

traffic is good on pershore road this morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:15, Reply)

splendid
no obvious obstructions between the front door and the road
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:16, Reply)

I say that
Now I'm stuck by the cricket ground.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)

When I drive my car, I am not driving. I am participating in a conspiracy called 'traffic'. I will walk.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:24, Reply)

deep, man

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)

I don't drive
Well, I did on Saturday but that was because I hired a van.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)

I might drive tonight, I haven't driven anything for months, hope I can still do it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)

It's like riding a bike.
Except you don't propel it with pedals or steer with handlebars.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:31, Reply)

You do propel it with a pedal you tit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

SHUT UP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:33, Reply)

^upset to find out he drives a specially adapted spastic car

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I feel like that about sex

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

with horses

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)

Hey how come I got saddled with monty's shtick?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)

Dunno about everyone else but I read about your antics on a different bit of internet to this one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I do and it's shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Driving is well shit, but I might have to get another car. Some people actually look forward to that kind of thing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:36, Reply)

Personalized plate 5N0W3R0

( Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:00, Reply)

M34T 5N4K3

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)

sweet. now all you gotta do is purchase the honda accord

( Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)

first car i drove was an accord, a cool old skool one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)

My car has a 6 digit plate which make it better right?

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)

HOLIDAY TOMOROW! WOOOO LAST DAY OF WORK TODAY!

( Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:52, Reply)

do they let you bring toys in?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:56, Reply)

In to where? my house?

( Glovington, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 8:57, Reply)

your bottom
/emvee
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Orange Wednesdays
Are to be no more. EE are stopping the promotion.

This means there is a gap in the market for a new name for Wednesday. Black Friday and Cyber Monday just go to prove the worth of having double-named days of the week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)

How about 'Chicken Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

'Shrove Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

'Ash Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)

'Hash Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

'#Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

^winner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)

winner Wednesday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)

'Penile Inversion Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

'Stephen Tiler Wednesdays'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)

CRANSDAY

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

LUFFA B. AT HIS USUAL SHITFUCKTARD BEST. ... FACTS, SMACTS. ... TIDE GOES IN, TIDE GOES SIDEWAYS, WHO KNOWS WHY !!! WEDNESDAY!

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)

^ best one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)

+ here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

+here

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

+MARR WEDNESDAY!

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

+ here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

It's already Hump Day though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Fuck off you! Fucking coming on here, trying to ruin our fun!
You nothing but a fucking killjoy! Fuck you, fuck off.
( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)

can it be Bully Kroney Day

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I am greatly enjoying not having to pretend to be polite anymore.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I thought you meant on here for a second

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)

God no. I'm being openly disapproving at work.
It makes it so much less stressful compared to having to bottle it up.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)

We have a guy leaving us at Christmas
He's popular and we all like him which makes it even more amusing to hear him tell arsehole user to fuck off before laughing at them
( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I thought for a minute that you were working with the Kronster
But then I read popular and well you know....
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)

One guy came over with my first stupid problem of the day
"I cleared a jam in the printer and the front door won't close"
"Yeah, you'll have not closed the catches on the internal components. Go do that."
"I'm not being funny, but I've been struggling with it for fifteen minutes."
"*big sigh* It better not be the catches, mate".

I closed three catches that were hanging open, glared at him and walked off without a word.

IT BADASS. I'm so rough and tough and dangerous :)))
( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:45, Reply)

swoon

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)

I think I might not bother next week.
Just drive to site and leave the van, go for wander in to town.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I've already "negotiated" to only coming back for one day after Christmas.
My boss said "Well, it's down to me whether I say yes or no."

Sure, because I'm definitely not going to just not turn up, mate.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

I managed to wiggle out of going in for the 22nd and 23rd
It's gonna be a lovely long Christmas break.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)

I was supposed to come in for the 29th, 30th, and 31st
but now I'm down to just the 29th.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)

And what exactly will happen if you dont go in?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I expect somebody will be cross

( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 10:00, Reply)