fair enough. I drink coffee black and all.
Last bird I was seeing used butterscotch aoya milk on her cereal. I found that a bit abhorrent really.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:43, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Bring a pet cow with you to avoid such situations in the future

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I just got a pie on the walk of shame back to my gaff innit.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)

Pie=good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)

my local's just started selling pies seeing as it's relevant.
This pleases me.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)

Pie and beer? Can't go wrong mate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)

it's a shame you left the medical profession. they need more of your sort.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I dispense ten years of training from the bar now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)

it's all fun and games until one of your punters whips his pile-ridden arsehole out.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:25, Reply)

You're not far off there, I'm consulted on a daily basis for all sorts of shit. I've been told, 'I'm too embarrassed to see my gp'.
Whut? You cannot embarass a gp. Except maybe with spelling.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)

that's why I've never understood the premise of that embarrassing bodies.
I'd much rather let a gp look at my nethers than have a whole film crew have a swatch at it.

I did nearly slap an aged female doctor upside the head for prodding my mumps-swollen nadgers with one of those lolippop stick things though.

I do quite like it when Ben Goldacre calls that Dr Jesen bloke out for being a fame-hugging prick though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)

You name it, I've seen it. Gp, hospital, paramedic shadow, a and e, msf, psych, detox. It's only a body ffs, we all have them. Even dozer apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)

yeah. a lass I know is doing her rotations at the moment.
She said paediatrics was the worst because she hates kids and they're even more annoying when going through heroin withdrawal.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Paedriatrics is grim.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Who needs cow's milk
when there's a ready supply of MAN MILK.

Has more flavour anyway.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)

tried that but it turns out she wasn't keen on cummy shreddies.
:(
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Hide it in the porridge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 19:35, Reply)