I'm bored and this is boring.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:14, 92 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Give it a rest why don't you

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Fine be like that

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)

I think this could be thread of the day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)

meep meep
b3ta.com/links/Red_Dwarf_documentary_on_series_1
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)

So THAT'S what everyone has been doing all morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Have you considered DYAAKY?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

only boring people are bored or summat

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

*something about drills/I'd bore her, &c*
My heart's not really in this, to be honest.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah that doesn't help, mum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)

The show's premise was that an adult who had been put up for adoption as an infant was placed in a room with 25 men, one of whom was their biological father. If the contestant could correctly pick out who was their father, the contestant would win $100,000. If they chose incorrectly, the person that they incorrectly selected would get the $100,000, although the contestant would still be reunited with his or her father. This show drew controversy from adoption rights organizations, leading to one Fox affiliate (WRAZ in Raleigh, North Carolina) declining to air the series pilot, a 90-minute special.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who%27s_Your_Daddy%3F_%28TV_series%29
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)

lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)

I'm going to look at this later.
It really won't surprise me if I see the name Endemol in this article somewhere.
( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:48, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Reviews of the second Yurt-Smith album showed
They'd maintained standards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Haha reviews, that would imply that someone had listened to them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Imply only, mind.
I used to work with a couple of professional music critics - they rarely listened to anything other than the sound of their own laughter at their own jokes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Like many writers they only really write about themselves

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Indeed.
I'm the most interesting person I know.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Christ.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I've not met him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I met him, he was quite cross.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Too many hang ups, that guy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Anyone would be cross if they had to meet you.
Thankfully I don't remember meeting you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)

I've just had one of the most NOM sarnies ever
It was enormous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)

you're asleep and that was your cummy duvet

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Mmmm crunchy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)

genuine officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Bet it wasn't as big as the sandwiches
From Meat and Bread.

They do proper gurt maccy ones.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)

I like the name of it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)

What's their vegetarian option?
you can't say cummy duvet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Jizzy eiderdown.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Wasn't he in Empire Strikes Back?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Was it as good as a Chicken Kiev in a Role sandwich?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Well not THAT good, no
ACKSHULLY I think my Saturday sarnie trumped today. Cheese and jalapeno bread, with steak and cheese in, all warmed up and toasty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)

That does sound rather good, i'd be all up over that - any sort of condiment?
I'm gonna video my chicken-thighs-into-bacon recipy tonight, it's my favoritest thing in the world right now. Bacon's time is over.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I just cooked strips of the steak in loads of butter
then poured the whole lot over the bread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Niiiice, what kind of steak?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Rump.
It was a bit I had left from earlier in the week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Lovely !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I'm still really bored and you lot aren't helping at all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)

can I help?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)

I'm gonna go do some work.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Thanks for your help

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)

B3ta is blocked in my hotel!
probably for the best! Now where is my I am some wine?
( Peej, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I think you found it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I wish!
i found a proxy though
( Peej, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Poxy more like
ahahahahahahahaa
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Good
It's a fucking disgrace.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I recommend watching Pretty In Pink

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Why?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I don't understand

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)

It is a simple question why would you recommend such a poor film

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)

yeah, any fool knows that 'some kind of wonderful' was the best example of the ilk.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)

MCBEEF!
*shakes fist*

You fool!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I read this in the "BUELLER" voice
I hope that's correct
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Close enough
Anyone?
Anyone?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)

ROBOT HOUSE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)

NO DAFT PUNK CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I'm guessing this thread hasn't helped?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Blooming 'eck!
Afternoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Hello
What's your take on the the #illridewithyou bullshit?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)

It wont mean anything
until Gazza turns up with some chicken and a fishing rod
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)

According to the rumours on twitter he won't be turning up anywhere any more

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)

He's lost his bus pass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)

A twitter death rumour? Must be true.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Twitter will help to bring about an end to prejudice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)

A nice idea that won't actually work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Or a great way for racists to trap unsuspecting muslims

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)

I thought that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:35, Reply)

It's a bullshit idea for wankers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Ok, I'm in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Did you see that some of the cameramen were chatting a bit close to a live mic?
np.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/2paw6w/armed_robbery_hostage_situation_in_sydney_cafe/cmvee1f?context=3
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)

I did, didn't get a chance to see the live feed though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)

#illridewithyouunlessyouareonabusandwearingabackpack

( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)

#illridewithyouifyou'resortofgoingmydirectionandicantakeselfiestoimpressmytwitterfollowersabouthowtolerantiam

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)

#illridewithyoubutthemomentyougonearthefuckingcockpitimtakingtheparachuteandgettingthefuckoutofhere

( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Not a jot.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:22, Reply)

try listening to Master and Commander on radio 4 extra
3hrs of entertainment
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I'm not sitting here for another three hours

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:27, Reply)

ok soz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Right, you didn't warn me there was going to be sex in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Oh yeah
there are sexy noises in it, but it is a radio programme so its not like its all tits oot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)

No one can see my screen, but people might walk in and hear all the grunting and groaning.
Also, sex on the radio is weird.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)

A fiddle with the knob will improve it.

( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Yeah it was a bit odd

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I declare this thread to be the best thread of the day
#ridewithme
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I feel it could easily be bettered.

( Muns, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)