when i was at university, i was unbelievably pissed on ropey 90% proof gin that my friend brought back from the philippines
took me 24 hours to stop vomming and 48 hours to stop feeling drunk. i still hate gin.

alt: no offence love, i don't chew the carpet.

altalt: choke tangles by shoving your pork down his throat and leaving a suicide note saying, "i couldn't resist it." make boyce bleed to death through the ears by making him listen to steps on an endless loop. finish off dozer by shoving 40 hamsters up his arse and leaving a suicide note saying, "i couldn't resist it."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:58, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's hypothetical.
How would you go about lezzing off?
( Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)

with a fork

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:06, Reply)

Typical sex addict.
If you were looking for romance, you'd be spooning.
( Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:09, Reply)

spooning only leads to forking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

90% proof is 45% which is basically just gin

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2440181
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)