RIP Demis


Alt: Tell us about your teenage party experiences or summat

Altalt: FLASHWANK!!!!!111!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:37, 102 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Alison Steadman y/n?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:38, Reply)

now or then?
Yes/Yes
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)

Alt.... A kid glassed me in the back with a broken beer bottle at a party once because I accidentally got salsa on his jeans.
That was a fun trip to A+E.
( Peej, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Were his jeans ok?

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Not after my mates dragged him out of the house and gave him a good pasting in the front garden.
Needless to say my clothes were ruined.
( Peej, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)

& mum did fishfinger sandwiches for tea

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)

delete this please

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)

What a weird link
not clicking it.

click this instead www.pbfcomics.com/266/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:42, Reply)

Ha!

( Peej, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)

how's the fundraising going?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)

nearly there!

( Peej, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Oh right, it's MY link that is weird

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:43, Reply)

you're weird

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)

a tangles thread is normally a thing of great beauty and a source of inspiration but this, whatever it is, just seems like a fucking mess

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)

thread cunt
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)

I'll probably delete it when I <s>sober</s> up

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)

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Alt: I remember arriving at a party just as a young guy passed out and threw up. I was on a lot of mushrooms and decided this was excellent so we made him to a sort of shrine for the party named "the big sick". Made him a crown and found him a cape. He didn't wake up the whole night but we danced round him and sang his praises. Turned out he was diabetic and had fallen in to a coma. He was alright in the end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)

Oh wow! This better be true!

( Peej, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)

totes true.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)

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(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:07, Reply)

dunno why this isn't on the populol page

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)

"Is it weakness of intellect, Windy" I cried
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, windy, pig windy, pig windy!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:21, Reply)

some insurance cunt just suggested that cover should be 10 times salary.
I put him right on a few things!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)

care to elaborate?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

needs based
Mortgage outstanding, existing cover, lump sum vs income, life and CIC or life with terminal illness benefit etc.

'Rules of thumb' such as 5 times or 10 times salary are unhelpful and usually result in too much cover being bought.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

duller than psychochomp
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)

guilty as charged

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)

I had a FASCINATING discussion about inheritance with a mate on Sunday
I say "mate" ... I mean somebody I never want to speak to again

Unless he wins in which case I'll let him take me out on his massive yacht
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)

inheritance tax is pretty straightforward to mitigate.
Only idiots get charged the full whack.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)

the only bit I paid any attention to was the big number and the bit about a massive family row
it's clearly quite important to him but fuck a doodle dull it wasn't a pub conversation
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)

This anecdote is also FASCINATING

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)

we should all have a simultan-o-wank to it

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Maybe if you'd tried harder at school
you could get a more interesting job
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)

maybe if you'd been less unpopular at school you wouldn't have such a crippling personality disorder as an adult.
And maybe you wouldn't fuck your own kid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)

FEWER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)

take it easy on the upset there fella

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)

...says the winner of the 'Lee Scratch Perry' award for upset.
And the Sidney Cooke prize for services to children.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

that calendar link has scarred me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

it is proper fucking shit behaviour.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)

It was a different time, man
You can't judge it by today's standards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

what a feeling!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)

^ just taken a cock in the arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Keep your wank fantasies to yourself please

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:03, Reply)

my wank fantasies are of psychochomp, nobody else

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)

I thought Geordie and meatsnake were both psychochomp sock puppets

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)

Irina Shayk y/n
I hear she's newly single
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I'd take a dip in that
why not
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)

kylie minogue y/y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)

Why not.
I'm not really a tit man anyway.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Do you know, neither was I.
Not until I had to gather one up with both hands out of all the places it had flopped to in order to give it a cheeky squeeze did I change my mind.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

And then it sort of splooged up between my fingers like some sort of horrific uncooked muffin.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Since then I have properly appreciated a good pair of boobs.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)

I'm going to assume you're all too busy projectile vomiting at the image I've just put in your heads to post.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Not vomiting, no.........

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)