Have you seen the traffic on the A321? Dreadful. And what about the price of train tickets?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:39, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Is this a form of bingo?
If I hear "general election", "house prices" and "rate of inflation", I get a line and probably win a tub of sweets or something.

Also, my kitchen tap needs replacing. TRUFAX.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:45, Reply)

I hear the price of property/petrol/groceries/sherry has gone up/down
I blame The Tories/Labour/immigrants/feminists
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:48, Reply)

We have a winner!
Join us next week on Daily Mail Bingo for the chance to win a photo session with Prince William and a signed pewter tankard of Paul Dacre's mouth-froth.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 7:54, Reply)

Immigrants are devaluing the queen

( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:18, Reply)

homosexuals are stealing your freedom

( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

Charity muggers are defrauding middle britain

( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

A taxi driver writes.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

Benefit fraud hate preacher causes cancer of the house price!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:25, Reply)

You couldn't make it up

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

Immigrant lesbians ban British beer using YOUR tax money!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:26, Reply)

Your TV licence funds EU terror cells on BRITISH High Streets!

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:28, Reply)

I like this
Mail-o-matic
( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

it's quite amusing on the surface
but utterly depressing when you remember that it's one of the biggest selling newspapers and they genuinely do print this bollocks every single day
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:37, Reply)

^hand wringing leftist agenda

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

I'm prolly a Muslim homo

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

I see the occasional Mail reader at my local
I try not to get caught up in conversation with them as screaming 'you small-minded petty fuckwit' at them at the top of my voice might get me barred.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

agreed. But the most simple of things become depressing when you really scrutinise it, I mean ultimately the human race is wired for destruction and we are enslaved during our short time on this planet.
thats why I always try and remember that saying...YOLO!
( Glovington, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 8:46, Reply)

apparently that's a popular name for baby girls now
it's a shame their fucking parents lived at all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I thought this sounded like nonsense, then I found this:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/04/unusual-baby-names-babycenter_n_6270766.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Bender? Really?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I am surprised McBeef's daughter isn't called Hennessy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)