Something really annoying has happened at work.
I've done one of the most impressive things i've done in my career, it's really cool, i've created like a little Google Analytics for all the [locations/staff/services] we reply. You can build up a comparision of all of them, like

- "How many [leads/money/bookings] did [staff/location/service/customer] between [date] and [date]"
- "How many [leads/money/bookings] did [location] have for [service] in total"
- "How many [leads/money/bookings] did [staff/location/service/customer [A/B/C]] have"
- Choose to split the data into Daily/Weekly/Quaterly/Yearly"

And then you can pick how you want that to be displayed, as in, a Area/Bar/Pie/Table/Line graphs.

And you can then resize them into a grid and row system, so you can put three side by side in one row and name that set something like "[Staff Name A]" and douplicate that with "[Staff Name B]".

And then you can save the report to re-open it to edit it.

...... but Nobody but where I work will see it, and I want to show it off =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

are they all blind
or do they just find the idea of spreadsheets and databases unutterably dull and wish the new IT boy would go away and leave them alone
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)

+ and stop leaving the toilet in a mess

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)

he wrote that entire Google thing while messing up the work toilets

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)

Brb...just gotta brownload some figures...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Nah', I just can't show it off because it's got all sensitive data.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)

If only there was a Nobel prize for dull IT solutions

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

there probably is
It'll be held in a Travelodge in Basingstoke or Milton Keynes. With a James Bond theme.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)

THERE IS?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)

oh man
too dull for an IT awards ceremony

This has redefined 'gutted'
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)

GUI-tted
sorry
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)

I've been BMPed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)