Hey, sporting fans! It's the 6 Nations again!
Great big thighs all mucky and that. Eh?

Alt: I once shared pie opinions with rugby league God Ellery Hanley ... who's the coolest person you've ever discussed pastry with?

Alt alt: why do you feel the need for a list of questions? Is this how you communicate in the pub?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:37, 123 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I've touched Britt Ekland's elbow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)

I think you might have mentioned this before
I remember wanking about it

brb
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:58, Reply)

I once discussed YM's pie with the entire England starting XV

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)

I enjoy the rugby yes. it might be a bit gay, but it's my right to enjoy it. probably be a Welsh year I reckon.
Alt: League? You fucking spastic.

Altalt: it's our way, if you don't like it, then fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)

* "there probably be a Welsh year, inner"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)

I hate it when the welsh win.
I'm unapologetically racist when it comes to Wales and Ruggerball

Alt: I'm from Wigan ... although I played more union as a yoof because I'm not a fucking idiot ... those league players are fucking animals
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Wigan? you fucking spastic.
Yeah, I'd rather Wales didn't win, they get all over excited about it. I reckon we should let the Italians win for once.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:08, Reply)

I'd like the Italians to beat the welsh.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:18, Reply)

rugby is shit and is only enjoyed by bent coon hooray henrys

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:09, Reply)

that's a pretty niche section of a venn diagram you've drawn there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:16, Reply)

you were horribly bullied by the athletic kids at school, weren't you?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:22, Reply)

I had to play second row for four years.
Thankfully I never got anywhere near the first XV, but I feel the same way about rugby now as I did twenty odd years ago.

It's fucking shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:24, Reply)

a simple "yes" would have been quicker
perhaps with some sobbing onto my manly shoulder
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)

you know I fancy you babe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:45, Reply)

obvs

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:06, Reply)

Agreeing with Dozer, here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)

Yeah, Rugby players are hot.
Alt. Jodie from Girl Thing/Hollyoaks (who)
Ive met way more famous than that obvs. Just not discussed pastry with them.
I did actually discuss Greggs with Mel B and Emma from Spice Girls.

altalt. It's so people can join in with a sub topic, if they have no relevance to the rest.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:18, Reply)

I bet Mel B fucking LOVES a pasty
I'd find a pastry conversation with her quite erotically charged.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:21, Reply)

I'd bum her in the gob.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:25, Reply)

Going dahn the local Irish pub to watch Wales v. England on the big screen tomorrow.
I'd be there on Saturday for France v. Scotland as well and watch the insane rollercoaster of local emotions as France either do the slightest thing well/get infinitesimally disadvantaged, but I'll be Laser Questing at a birthday party instead.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:26, Reply)

Christ ... is laserquest still a thing?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)

I went paintballing with all the "lads" from work.
It was possibly the most harrowing experience of my life.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)

our summer do last year was paintball.
It was good fun.
(Good evening Good evening, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:04, Reply)

It's going strong, even.
I think it's a laff, even if some of the courses seem to be designed for people under 5'5". Afterwards we're all going down t'mill for some meat paste sandwiches.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:01, Reply)

by 'eck

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:22, Reply)

Blimey - I did that 20 or so years ago when it was new

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:24, Reply)

meat paste sandwiches have been around for way longer than that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:27, Reply)

Goddamned hipsters

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:28, Reply)

I'd be a hipster but I just-can't-grow a beard

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:30, Reply)

yes, but if you turn up randomly to play
you end up being shot by 10 year olds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:16, Reply)

paging the board paedos ... paging the board paedos ...

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:23, Reply)

hi!

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 19:04, Reply)

an irish pub to see wales and england?
what about scotland? and isle of man? and sealand?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:16, Reply)

If there were a Sealand pub where I live, I'd definitely go to it.
Isle of Man would be killers in the scrum, on account of them all having three legs and that.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:19, Reply)

And no tails

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:21, Reply)

and no-tails
/leagueofgentlemen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:26, Reply)

Local - for local people
Y'right, Cavy?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:31, Reply)

in general, yes. Specifically now, not so much, I have a cold
you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:34, Reply)

Yes. I have sore legs because I took the dogs for a far longer walk than any of us expected today.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 18:43, Reply)

One for my Dick
www.theguardian.com/business/2015/feb/05/coca-cola-makeithappy-gakwer-mein-coke-hitler
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 19:39, Reply)

and here's the asciii Hitler cat
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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 19:40, Reply)

marvellous

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 19:44, Reply)

Hey, less of the casual homophobia please.

(Good evening Good evening, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 19:47, Reply)