Offer's gone in
Erk
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:39, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

good luck bro

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

I for one hope that no one comes in with a better offer and you are strung along by a shiny suited prick of an estate agent trying to grease a few extra quid out of you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:52, Reply)

It's been on the market for two months with six viewings and no offers.
I hope that means we'll be alright on that front.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:02, Reply)

or it means that everybody else has spotted that it's built on an old Indian burial ground

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Or what happened with us
In that no one had put an offer in on the place and as soon as we did about 3 other cunts decided that they were in.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)

we dropped lucky with ours cos an earlier buyer got most of the way through but wanted to turn part of the house into a private doctors practice and didn't get whatever permission
so by the time it went back on the market the owners had ripped literally everything out of it down to the light fittings

But the estate agent was a lazy prick and never updated the photos
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

It backs onto a college full of Yankees on a placement period.
That'll be it. Nobody wants pissed septics charging through your garden because they've had the first skinful of decent beer in their entire lives.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Whats that overpowering smell of cheap aftershave and too much hair gel
Ah its your friendly Estate Agent, he definitely doesn't want to fleece you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)

if I ever want to buy another house I'm using that sturdy woman off the telly
she looks like she can afford decent scents and hair products.
And prolly does it up the Gary.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:11, Reply)

I have no idea how that Phil Spencer isn't a bender.
Everything about him screams it except the small matter of a family.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:20, Reply)

he wouldn't be the first bender in history to hide his bent behind a family

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

He even flirts like a bender.
Looks at all the innuendo he directs at the chubby troll he works with. Blates girlfriend ego-boosting stuff.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

if it all goes pear shaped you can console yourself with the fact that "gazump" is an amusing word

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)

I'll take it on the chin.
it's the mrs I'm worried about, she's proper fallen in love with the place.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

see ... that's a good thing ... you should always buy something you fall in love with
if you're buying for some crass investment reasons then you've basically lost at life
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

You're an old romantic really, Shambles.
But I agree, the reason it took us so long is because we couldn't find somewhere that gave us the horn, basically.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

prezackly ... it's all about buying a home, innit

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:35, Reply)

How can you possibly 'fall in love' with an ex-council semi on an industrial estate?
Masochism?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

why would a council build houses on an industrial estate?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:47, Reply)

I have absolutely no idea.
No idea at all.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:51, Reply)

what are you barking on about then?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:54, Reply)