Words on the internet. Always guaranteed to make me abloobloobloo.
Alt: Reading a book about antibiotic immunity called the drugs don't work, can't remember the author.

Altalt: I can't remember the fuckers name, but a bassist from a band that shall remain nameless decided to rip open a marquee because he didn't want to walk around it to get back to the dressing rooms. This gave everyone at the festival free access to the backstage area. Once we figured out what had happened, the festival manager asked us to have a word with him. His response? "I shouldn't have to walk, I'm the fucking band, man!" The rest of the group disagreed with this, sacked him on the spot and left him to make his own way back to Norway.
( Muns, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)