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Who killed Lucy Beale?Alt: LUNCH
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:07,
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"she definitely said yes just before she died officer!"(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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Proabably someone that was upset, possibly someone with a small penis.(, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Leslie Grantham, in the back of a taxi with a revolver.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:22,
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Novelist Italo Calvinohe comes back from the dead and smothers her with his farts.
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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have you read 'if on a winter's night a traveller'?It's smug wankery.
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I've only read Invisible Citieshis name just popped back into my head.
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$$ ✅, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:30,
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Dunno who that is soz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:05,
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The ghost of Jimmy Savile.Alt: Lunch was boring and nondescript, on to pudding now.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:34,
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Joe MillerAlt: Just had a brie and grape thing from a leftover buffet. Might have some soup in a bit.
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I reckon he'll be "NOT GUILTY" next episodeNot for any logiacl reason, just because all the characters can wail and cry and gnash their teeth some more.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:49,
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I haven't watched Eastenders for years, always suprised how high up it is on the iPlayer most watched.(, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
Every other answer so far has been incorrect. The correct answer is as follows: -
Who, in their right mind, actually gives the remotest fuck?
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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Dunno, higher ratings on a rival soap?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2458774
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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spicy moroccan lentil soupand a falafel/houmous half-wrap
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:45,
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I never knew vegetarian food could be so dangerous.What was the meat option?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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chicken pot piethick chicken and mushroom soup with a pastry top, i believe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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it nearly killed mei had to eat it with a spoon
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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It nearly killed you to be right? That's the complete opposite of most women.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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there was no love for the spoonthis is why thicker soups are better, you can actually use a fork.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:51,
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Whoa, hold on a minute! You eat soup with a fork?Or is this a b3ta meme I'm just not getting?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:57,
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sort ofi prefer forks for things like puddings and ice cream. it has become a bit of a meme so now i like to play up to it from time to time.
but i still maintain that forks are much better for ice cream.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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Can't say I watch Eastbenders but the policing there is absolutely shockingShe's been dead ages
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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Lofty or Harold Bishop or Jimmy Corkhill or Blake Carrington or who gives a fuckCold pasta pot and a packet of s&v. Exciting times.
I got a jar of spicy beetroot relish the other day and I'm now wishing I had a cheese sandwich with some of that on instead.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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I have some polish beetroot and horseraddish relish at home, it's really good.(, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
i fucking love a decent packet of s&vkettle chips may be the best of all - discuss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:52,
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I find Discos are really stingey. Decent amount of flavour but only a 1/4 to a 1/3 full packet.(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:55,
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The crisps aren't the best part. It's when the crisps are gone, and you can just pour the left over flavouring from the bottom of the packet into your mouth.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:57,
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as a kid, i was always desperate to try those crisps where you shook your own flavour onto thembut we were never ever allowed them :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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Assuming you mean salt-n-shakes and the short lived spin offs? They were, for the most part, crap.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:01,
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yeah, thosekid novelty. when my dad were a lad, he had a job in the crisp factory one summer, putting those packets of salt in the crisps. he said sometimes they would pile in 4 or 5, to give someone a surprise. must have been a crazy place to work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:02,
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Sounds mental. The spin offs were a nice touch, I seem to remember one of them being bacon flavoured. Tasted shit though.
I'm pretty certain that salt'n'shake is still available if you want to give it a whirl as an adult.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:10,
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I remember those, red packet instead of blue. And green ones for cheese and onion, the correct colour. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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Mmmm, yeah! Keep going....(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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Only if I can have a gross cut of the revenue once the food porn is made into a shit film. (
Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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You can sometimes get lucky with store own brand versions They're either heavy handed with the flavouring (just how I like it) or it's non-existant. I had some from Morrisons the other week that were ace.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:54,
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i like quite a strong vinegar element myselfi think that's why the kettle chips are nice, they're dead tangy.
i also like s&v wheat crunchies. tasty little twats.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:56,
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Sainsbury's own brand ones from the 80s were the best of all time. No question.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:01,
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they were fucking fiercemy mum hardly ever let us have crisps, but when she did buy a multipack from time to time, my brother and i were banned from going anywhere near the s&v ones. those were daddy's special crisps.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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Mmm yeah, really made your eyes water.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:04,
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Them root vegetable onesespecially parsnip.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:38,
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S&V crisps are an abomination unto the potato.I'll gladly swap all packets of s&v crisps that come my way from henceforth for a decent packet of cheese & onion.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:20,
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It's a dealI don't hate C&O but S&V are the daddy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:40,
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Dunno who that is, sozAlt: Cumberland sausage roll and salad. Should really have stuck with salad given the amount of porterhouse I ate last night.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:09,
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just had a great big spicy burger at byron.It was tip top. Not sure what I'm going to do now mind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:29,
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A great big spicy poo at home?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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byron or gbk is always a tough pre or post-cinema call(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:34,
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Patty & Bun or Honest Burger for me soz(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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I obviously can't speak for your local but the GBK here is shit.
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Muns, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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ours is goodnot the best thing ever, but tasty high-end fast food if you're running around westfield.
however, the oreo milkshake, on the other hand.......... is a fucking massive creamy orgasm of a masterpiece in a frosted metal glass of 800 calories.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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I have been to Byron once. It was good, I'd like to go again. This weekend. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:38,
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you had thiswww.byronhamburgers.com/news/holy-cheesemas
i don't know how you didn't die.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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I commend these places to the House:www.hamburger-me.com/search/label/9%2F10%20and%20above
I like a good hipster burger. Note that the burgers at Urban Bar opposite Whitechapel station are absolutely cracking.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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That's where I met stunned for a beer and when I googled it to find the name the first review that came up was yours. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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I like their burgersthey're not paying me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 15:11,
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Chicken, ham and leek pieFucking nom.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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Oh, sorry, I have some spicy tomato chicken and riceanpeeeeeeea(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 14:43,
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