I doubt they were being fed roast beef either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:29, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

This little piggy went to the slaughterhouse
This little piggy still needed fattening up before he was killed to make yummy bacon.
This little piggy had offal by products from the TB infected cattle in the next field.
This little piggy was the runt of the litter and was left to die.
This little piggy pissed himself out of fear, having realised that he was fucked no matter what happens to him.
( Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

My brother once had a job shepherding pigs in the slaughterhouse to the guy that kills them.
He got pissed on, shit on and even ejaculated on. Fear's a funny thing.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

I bet it was one of those jobs where the pay was dreadful, and he did it out of love?

( Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)

of being ejaculated on...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

Bacon flavoured.

( Muns, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)

He said it was alright, the supervisor would give people a dab of speed on Friday afternoon to buck everyone up.
Classy times.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)

And how did the pigs cope with it?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)