It's the evening
Come in out of the cold and share your woes from the day.


(ReindeerOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)

Awww all alone PoD
*hugs*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)

It's deader
than a zombie apocalypse in here tonight.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:54, Reply)

Evening
Damn, I am working now on Wednesday. This means I have to get the BUS again. The fucking bus.

Also I have posted a story on QOTW. *pimps*
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Evening all!
It is a bit quiet isn't it?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:18, Reply)

hoping it's chips it's chips
back to my cold house from a shit day at work.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:24, Reply)

How do Charles
My house is warm but my day was shit too.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Got Radio4 on now, listening to charlotte
I suppose if I burnt the letters from the gas board, the heat from the fire would keep me warm for weeks. *plays with matches*
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:31, Reply)

bunch of cunts on there now banging on about dh lawrence
Anyone else listening to it?
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:55, Reply)

I'm on reading week at the moment
Which means I've come back to my parents. They've got both food AND heating! It's like being in a palace :)
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:57, Reply)

Ningalings all
How you doin'? *comic wink*
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)

@ CU
I'll be getting all fed and watered at my folks' this weekend.

*happies*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)

@ BK
I've not been back here in months, and I currently can't remember why. My mum has been lavishing me with food, cups of tea, glasses of wine, etc.
She just offered to run me a bath as well!
Clearly I did something right in a past life.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:04, Reply)

Sounds familiar
I haven't been home for a visit since early June. Looking forward to it.

And spending Saturday evening getting drunk with happylittletulip as she lives near my folks.

Should be a good weekend!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Oh dear...
No Heroes downloads for the next couple of weeks. This sucks major league donkey cocks. Bloody Americans interrupting my TV pleasure to choose a new fucking president.

Incidentally, how're we all?

/Edit

Fuck me, you've all run away. I'll just put this here:

www.snotr.com/video/1786
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)

I too am distraught at the lack of Heroes!
But I'm excited about America getting a shiny new president, so I can wait.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:19, Reply)

I'm not that bothered to be honest
The whole thing leaves me completely underwhelmed.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:22, Reply)

Now, now.
No more of this identity theft!
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)

@ PB
I see what you did there!

@CU
I am a little bit intrigued by this election!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)

I don't like the idea of that
It's happened to me once or twice, but an _ comes in handy.

/Edit

@BK

Certainly not the worst thing I have done in my time here. Grabbing driving examiner's crotches notwithstanding, of course.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)

26 minutes past 7 on a monday
I shouldn't feel like this. wasted to fuck. Is it too early for bed?
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Exciting development...
There are people near me having fireworks!
I might have to head off and have an almost painfully hot bubble bath with the windows open so I can watch them in style.

EDIT: @ PB, you may be surprised to know that it actually happens to quite a few people!
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:27, Reply)

@ CW
Incidentally, your old QOTW answers have just made me fall off my chair laughing! But, a good way of enjoying fireworks if you can manage a glass of good white wine with that.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:28, Reply)

I was going for a glass of good red wine
but I'm sure I can rustle up some white if that's what the occasion merits.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)

@ CW
I can certainly sympathise. My driving instructor is one of the most gorgeous women I have ever met. This tiny little vision of pixie loveliness, but for some reason sat in such a way that her knee was grazing the gear stick. The number of times I almost crashed realising I had a handful of thigh as opposed to trying to change up into 5th gear going down a hill at 55mph...
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:31, Reply)

@ PB
Is this why you've had 423 lessons?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:35, Reply)

anyone I know
home?

*nervouses*

I don't think I recognise nearly anyone here tonight and I'm shy :( honest, I really am no matter what previous bash photos have showed

EDIT - ooh, hello BK and piston i know you! *happies*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:36, Reply)

Hello Lady 'crenne
*huggles*

I met Completely Underwhelmed on Saturday at the Manchester bash and she's a very nice lady.

Top evening all round.
Have you seen myself and Enzyme's Youtubes shenanigans?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:39, Reply)

Shenanigans?
Nope - where might I find them? Glad it went well - and you're off to meet Tulip soon too, you lucky lucky man. D'you remember what i asked you to give her from me?

I have been too busy HAVING A WEEKEND OFF WORK to read the interweb and then too busy reading about pants all day to be online.

I have found a way to avoid b3ta and get work done. It's called 'be in a different room from your 'puter and leave it turned off'. Magic!

*huggles happily*

Ah, it's good to be back...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:42, Reply)

@ ancrenne
Link:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fdleiH-qdRE

Was it hugs?

I was rather tipsy by that stage of the evening.

In that video too!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:44, Reply)

Sorry chaps
went to have dinner.

I too listen to Radio 4 Charles. Infact Mr Bin and I were discussing that in the style of Channel 4 +1 there should be a Radio 4 +12. Therefore you could hear all the good programs that are on while you are at work.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:47, Reply)

BK
You two should be on Strictly Come Ice Fever or whatever it's called. Rock tastic :)

Hey Mrs Bin.. there is the listen again whatsit doodah but you have to remember what's on when
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)

It was funny
He was even more pissed than I was!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)

what's on telly tonight?
any one got any recommendations? Spooks is on I think. I might go out (If i had a stitch to weeaar). Spent all this month's money almost already I think though.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)

@ Charles
I was planning to watch University Challenge but it's not on cos Bill Oddie's perving at birds again:(
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

Hello Charles
not sure we've met. How do?

I saw tonight Spooks last week in a binge of spy watching. it's most fine but means I have a hole in my viewing pleasure. But there's HIGNFY which I missed on Friday.

BK - what were you two up to? Was it the final of the 'Who can dance most like their Dad' compo?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Hello Ancrenne
How Do You Do?
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:03, Reply)

@ ancrenne
Fuzzy had her phone so we danced, and then it got slightly....Brokeback Mountain.

Just after she stopped filming I said, "I'm actually slightly aroused now"
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)

I know I sound like one of those indie elitists who used to say they liked Neds Atomic Dustbin before you did, so they are inherently a better human but
Spooks hasn't been the same since Tom Quinn toodled out the front door and gave a rueful look back to the security cameras. At least Adam 'look, I'm wearing a coat in the office and LOOK I've popped its collar' has left though.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Hello everyone.
I like the fact lots of new B3tans have come on off-topic to join the fun.

It's a community that's growing.



*grins*
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)

Hello Miss Blouse
*hugs*

We've had a lot of Saturday's reveller son OT today. It's been nice:D
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)

You must have made an impression Beekers.
You and Enzyme.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:11, Reply)

hello Darling Blouse!
Charles - I Do Very Well Thank You.

Just waled back into the living room and found EastEnders on my telly. Nooooooooo!

BK - just how Brokeback did it get?!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)

Hi ancrenne.
*smooches*


How is life in the fast lane?
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:18, Reply)

*de-lurks and waves*
Couldn't resist the welcome mat.
Hello!
(Much prefer 'off Topic', not so many people telling me to feck orrf.)


(Hopefully...)
(Adrienne de la Touche Doesn't care where you come from, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:20, Reply)

Hehe
Life in the fast lane? Going quickly! It's bloody November - how did THAT happen?!

Any news on the shall I shan't i top debate?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:20, Reply)

@ancrenne
I have till the end of the week to decide. I think it's looking like a 70% chance that I will return it.

Hello Monty. We never tell anyone to feck off. We are much too refined and gracious on here.

*raises pinky to drink cup of tea*

*slurrrrp*
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:24, Reply)

Not too Brokeback
No horses involved
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)

Evening Monty
Don't listen to BGB, we're about as refined as raw sugar here. *burps*

But we don;t tell people to feck off here, we's lovely.

BGB - that's a shame, it's pretty. Nice for little sis's graduation?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Road crossings
you know on a road crossing where you press a button for the green man to come on? Not one of the rubbish new ones with the green man lit on the display, the old ones with 'WAIT' which lights up when you press it?

If you put your hand under the bottom of the unit you can find a dial which I believe if you turn diminishes the time you have to wait for the green man to come on. If you turn it it sort of feels like you're turning a mechanism.

Anyone else noticed that?
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)

@charles
They're for blind people so they know when to cross the road.

Evening folks!
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:29, Reply)

Yes and no Charles
It is there for blind people.
If the crossing is one that doesn't beep then that knob will turn when the lights change.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:29, Reply)

Oh
I kept serruptitously turning it, thinking I was fooling the traffic of South Manchester.

I felt like Jason Bourne on Wilmslow Road.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)

I think it
is just a displacement activity Charles.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)

Nings all
I'm popping in and out of here tonight as I'm once again doing work stuff at home as there aren't enough hours in the day.

How is everyone?
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Hey Lusty!
*snoggles*

*edit*
Hey bex!

Very well, still recovering from the Manc bash, was a bit drunken
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Lusty! and becks!
Hello gorgeouses girlies.

*snogs*

I'm away to eat for a bit, back soon
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)

*breezes in*
I am really tired and should go dye my hair but procrastination seemed more fun
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Back again...
As for the lessons, well, still learning to drive. Draw your own conclusions :P
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)

ah PB
You're so tranparent!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:40, Reply)

@Charles
I think I like you.


I do like everyone else too but Charles is especially bonkers : )
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:40, Reply)

* squeezes in *
Hello.

I'm still on dialup. They couldn't get my broadband kit delivered to the postoffice so I'm going to be picking it up tomorrow, or Wednesday if picking something up from the postoffice turns out to be not as straightforward as it seems. So my Manc Bash pics will have to wait.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:41, Reply)

And hello Miss Badger!
*hugs*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:41, Reply)

*hugs BK*
I have 3 people I need to call as well :(

They will be long dull conversations *stretches*

OOOH OOOH check out my awesome new badge on my profile! *mini glees*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)

@ Charles
Sadly, twisting the blind pedestrian twizzler thing doesn't make any difference. I know this as my sister and I once timed it to try and prove it did.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)

@ TGB
Drink some Awesome beforehand.

It'll help you through the dull calls!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

And people wonder why I prefer to wear black
'Tis true, it's a slimming colour.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

ER..
Blushes...Thinks of something funny to say...trips over ankles falls over.

I know I'm supposed to put those crappy where have they gone aha above the 8 * signs when I mimic an action on internet speak. But ooh, I'm an individual.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Yes Charles you certainly are an individual.
*spangs*
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)

what happens if you turn it the other way?
If it turns to tell you when the lights are changing, if you turn it the other way, does it halt the mechanism? there's definitley more give one way than the other. I'm going out to test it...NOW.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Charles
Don't worry about being yourself. When I went through my axioms phase (that is, coining more maxims than Benjamin Franklin) I used to say appearances are merely coincidental.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

haha
Charles you are brilliant! And very amusing :)
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Evening Folks
I just popped in to see how much fun it was at night time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)

Hey Dok!
Oodles is the answer!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)

@ HDL
A usual Monday evening I'm afraid. And I'm fresh out of cider. I need booze... NOW.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)

Oodles of fun?
Booze? Where? I'm fresh out as well. :(

Don't you just hate it when that happens.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:53, Reply)

No booze for me either!
3 really heavy days on the pop over the weekend.

Time for a little break I think:(
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Perhaps
A break might do me good. I re-read the "first cigarette" QOTW this afternoon, it really made me consider quitting. I'm really going to do it this time.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)

Go Pist
You know we will all support you.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Hey Mrs L!
What's green monkey AIDS in your sig?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Evening LemmingDoc
Nobody seems to have noticed me coming in. Perhaps it's coz I'm on dialup.

* shuffles away to corner and cries *

@TGB: Consider your new badge checked out.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Cheers Mme Poubelle
Although you might find me posting a few *ahem* irritated messages over the next few weeks. Oh, and BK, should I rip your head off come December, I do apologise. Actually, on that note, anyone else up for that comedy bash in Leeds?
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)

Piston
I plan to quit again soon too. I only properly started again a few weeks back because I was bored of feeling virtuous and too bloody well behaved, and it's killing my lungs, literally I think. Hurts :(

EDIT - hello Dok and Spak:) I just had the most gorgeous baked potato. I like dinner.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)

@piston_broke
Go for it. You have my support too.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)

A break in drinking
Is always a good idea. As for giving up smoking, it's a good idea as well, I wish I'd never started, but hey, what the hell.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)

@ Ancrenne
I started the proper smoker's cough the other day. My lungs are trying to escape, which tells me it is time to stop as well. If essential parts of your body are trying to climb out through your gob, something can't be right. I'll be quitting when my cigs run out- either Thursday or Friday.

/Edit

Thanks all... and if it gets too much, I can always switch to those natty little inhalators:

www.iwantoneofthose.com/gamucci-micro-electronic-cigarette/index.html
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Hi Miss crenne & Spakka
*hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)

Awwww, Hello Spakka!
@ PB, ancrenne

I'm also considering making a concerted effort to quit.

Just got a new system at work that sucks so I don't want to inflict Beeker Rage on my workmates.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)

@ancrenne
I thought b3ta-ing is enough to prevent you from being well-behaved.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)

@ BK
Beeker, you say?


( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Hey Spakka!!!!!
I'm dying my hair. And hoping it won't go orange. Which did happen once before... but my hair was pink at the time so that probably didn't help..
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:15, Reply)

@ PB
If I grew my hair a bit, it could be!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)

@BK
Well the combination of having to go on a bus and then shake hands with a vicar the next day meant that I had a cold for the whole of the half term holidays.

As I have a set of lungs that are some what fucked, when I get cold I get a window rattling cough. Which I still have a full week and a half after shaking the had of the man of the cloth.

fucker.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Spak, I behave ever so well
even here.

Piston, BK, have you tried the Allen Carr book?It was recommended to me by someone on here and my mate has it so I might borrow it. I've got asthma so my lungs REALLY don't like me smoking and I am sick of starting again only to want to stop almost immediately. I wish I'd never started too Dok, but i did :(
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Mrs Bin
I always thought that religion was bad for you, now you've just confirmed it!

Badger, what colour are you dyeing your hair?

EDIT Miss crenne, with asthma I would suggest that tyou stop as well, I think I'll give it a try again soon. It's the drinking that gets me started again though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)

A dark red
Normally I go dark reddy brown but they didn't have that so I thought what the heck!

It went a bit gingery a while back which was quite nice but now it's a boring brown.
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)

I still haven't
Decided what colour to do mine yet, and I'm still open to suggestions.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Badger
I was expecting you to say black and white...

but that's cos my cat, Badger, is black and white :)

Dok - I know :( Asthma is debilitating enough without forcing it to be worse. The drinking thing is a bugger though. I keep thinking I'll give up after the next bash, but then there's the Edinbash and all.

Maybe we could have a b3ta quitters club? D'you think that'd work?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)

I dunno
but the garnier stuff smells yummy! *resists nomming urge*

*noms Dok instead*

*holds cigarettes* I like smoking too much to stop, sorry
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Awwwww! * hugs back *
@TGB: What colour do you have in store for your hair?

EDIT: It's been answered. Damn this dialup!
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Dok Keith Le Minge
Green and orange!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Spakka thats how I feel at work!
Annoying isn't it *shakes fist at crappy internet connections*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

*nom* Badger
I don't think I'm a green and orange person though Miss crenne?

I was thinking some shade of purple or blue or red. Dark shades only though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)

woo purple!
*votes*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Well your eyes are
blue I think, Dok - yes? Match or complement?

I've always wanted purple hair but I don;t want to bleach my hair so I could live vicariously through you if you went purple.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

I haven't dyed mine in ages!
I've been red, green, blue, orange and pink.

The orange and pink were accidental.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:37, Reply)

I'm impressed Miss crenne
Yes my eyes are blue, I think compliment would be better, I don't want to be taken for a Chelsea fan.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)

hehehe
You as a Chelsea fan?

No.

Hehehe.

Why so impressed? I is woman, I notice and remember things :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)

@ Ancrenne
Like a twat I have smoked for the last 17 years and I'm asthmatic. It's stupider than introducing one's genitalia to a Breville.

I have found that Becotide helps, it's a steroid based inhaler which is a preventer rather than a reliever.

My doctor only got me on this 6 months ago and as far as I'm concerned it's the best thing since sliced bread .... I need to give 'em up but they're so, so tasty :(
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)

But it was only a tiny
Conversation at the last bash. If I remember rightly yours are green, or was that Chickenlady?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:46, Reply)

.
Re b3ta quitters club:
Perhaps everyone should try and aim to quit on the same day. Maybe even put quit-day in the calendar.

@Badger: Be thankful: I don't even have Internet at my desk.

@ancrenne:
I like the idea of Dok Keith Le Minge, but I'd wonder which hairs he'd have to dye.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

I don't need a conversation to know the colour of your eyes Dok!
I can see them in my mind's eye!

And mine aren't green, they're mostly brownyhazelly.

Swan *counts* I've been smoking about 15 years too, on and off. I use Becotide every day but last time I gave up I was off it and Ventolin within a week. And I could breathe just fine.

That's something to look forward to.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Cheeky Spakka!
Ancrenne I fail at remembering eye colours :(

It's normally one of the things I take note of as well. Eyes are the window of the soul, so they say.

Smoking I've been doing that for about 24 years now, and I still only cough when I'm ill, I must be doing something right.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Now is it me being thick?
This is a headline copied and pasted from the BBC news:

Stab victim 'just out of prison'
A man who died after being stabbed at a house in north Hampshire had just been released from jail.

Doesn't make sense.


*edit* Oh I see, I was reading had as has.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

I think I have a good visual memory
I remember what I see quite well. I'd be a good police witness :)

And I am NOT thinking about which hairs... lalalalalalalalalala
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Yes you are
I find it more disturbing that Sakka is as well!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Dok
you have been smoking longer than I have been alive :p

*huggles*

My hair looks pretty good, darker than I thought which is good as it will take longer to fade :p
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Yay TGB
I am leaving..all this talk if hairs and yick is making me feel yick.

And there's HIGNFY to watch. With the Doctor!

TTFN :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Damn
I've outed my age myself!

*Hugs & Kisses* badger ;)

Just starting on the Paranormal Channel is a film called 'Count Dracula and his Vampire Bride'. Where do they get such fantastic names.

Bye Miss crenne.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)

hehe
Laters Ancrenne!

You watching it Dok? is it as bad as it sounds?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Badger
Watched a couple of minute, and yes it is as bad as it sounds.

I may watch Prince of Darkness later, if I can pinch a DVD player from someplace, mine's up the creek.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)

*pats sofa*
Mine works! Bring cake!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Re Allen Carr
Tried it, didn't work. I've never been good with patronising self-help books, which frankly I found Allen Carr to be. I guess I'm the 1/10 that didn't work. Last time I quit (and I was sooooooo nearly there) was with gum, and willpower. And this is the method I shall try this time. The only thing that put me back on the cigs last time was the death of the dog. Oh well.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:13, Reply)

What, you're a Horror
Fiend as well?

Cool, the majority of my collection is horror, some good, some bad, and some are even cringe worthy.

You can't go wrong with a good Horror if you ask me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

I'm a small horror fiend :p
I do tend to get scared afterwards though so you will have to make sure the monsters don't get me!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)

See ya later ancrenne
@doc: That would depend on what I'm thinking the hairs are attached to.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)

Badger
That's not a problem, you can have all the snuggles you want if you get afeared.

Spakka, you're a very bad man!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)

I'm back at last!
That turned into an epic day out :)

I have celebrated my b3taday with four different kinds of whisky :D
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Yay
To the whiskey Fuzzy, I take it that you had a good B3taday?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Yay fuzzy! *huggles*
Thanks Dok *gets scared just for snuggles*

*cunning glees*
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)

Badger
You're getting all cunning on me, why?

*snuggle*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Cunning
plans to get more hugs! woohoo!
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)

*huggles*
I had a lully b3taday!
I spent most of it talking about b3ta in fact, haha! Mostly to un-b3tans who, based on what I have said, will either rush to join up or run very fast in the opposite direction.
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Fuzzy
Well the one who run away just don't know what they are missing.

Badger, you don't have to be cunning about that! *Hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Happy b3taday fuzzy!

Happy b3taday to you
Happy b3taday to you
Happy b3taday dear Fuzzy
Happy b3taday to you

* throws arms up in the air *

Re talking about b3tans to non-b3tans:
In my limited experience of doing so, one of my friends is now convinced I've joined a cult.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Join ussssss
Oh you already have! Now for the brainwashing.

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!

You will click on Herr Doktors posts!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Woo!
Thanks Mista! *huggles*

Haha, yeah I think that's what people think about me too!
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:14, Reply)

*clicks on Doks posts*
*wakes up*

woah where am I?
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)

*clicks on Herr Doktor's posts*

Why did I do that?
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Right
I'm off to bed *huggles all*
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:20, Reply)

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It works.

Now I will pay you in *hugs* and *Snuggles*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Night TGB!
Sleep well hun :)
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Snuggles Badger
Night Night

I'm away to watch Prince of Darkness!

Night night Fuzzy.

I'm not away to bed with Badger mind.

More's the pity
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Night Dok!
I am watching the X Factor :) Missed it on saturday, but it was worth it!
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)

G'night TGB & Dok
* positions torso so that arms re-attach themselves *

* finds that arms have attached themselves to the wrong socket *

* throws arms up in the air again *

Happy b3taday again Fuzzy. Woo!

* waits for arms to come down again *

Re cult:
But we are a cult!

( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)

Haha!
That's great! I never knew it existed.

Only half an hour of my b3taday left... think I may have to celebrate a bit more, with cake.
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Muhahahaha
I bring you more B3taday cake with 5 tiers, figurines and icing and dancing moles and twirling ocelots and all that.

Eat more cake, Happy b3taday :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Yay! More cake!
Swan, with your dancing ocelots you are truly spoiling us!

*noms*

How are you this fine evening?
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)

@Fuzzy
Good, now that you know it exists, don't forget - Wednesdays, 4pm.

Speaking of which ...

* looks up in air *

* sees arms *

* re-positions torso *

* re-attaches arms *

Ah yes. That's better...
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, Reply)

Huzzah!
I'm fine thankyou m' dear - Have a spinning marmoset as a bonus. I've had a lovely day doing the grand sum of fuck all.

How's yourself?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Ah yes
I have come across (no pun intended, actually!) that particular ritual Mista :)

Tonight, Swan, I am warm and mostly full of good food and whisky. Win!
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:47, Reply)

'Ello my wonderful OTards
Been behaving yourselves?

I'm here for five or so minutes, then gotta pop to the airport.
But I'll be back about half past, for some comic-related photo-shoppery.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Yay for the win
I, myself, am full 'o the bitter and am being the shit kicking yokel that I am and listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)

Evenin' K
* stares sideways and upwards, and whistles *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Ah...
You can see 'em too, eh Spak?

God-damn ghost bees, always followin' me around.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)

Erm ghost bees...
Ah yes, ghost bees. That's what it was.

* whistles the "ghost bees please fuck off" tune *
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:00, Reply)

It's the mind weasels
you need to watch out for ..... They creep up on you and make you think of petunias.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, Reply)

I am very
susceptable to suggestion at the moment...

*tries not to think of petunias*

Damn. They got me :(
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11, Reply)

See, they're cunning
They'll get you to think of Douglas Adams books .... Then you're just thinking about a whale plummeting towards the Earths surface before turning into a bowl of petunias and they've got you.

Weasels, They're cunts.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Oh noes!
The mind-weasles got Fuzzy. And they took her candle!

Do you think the ghost-bees and the mind-weasles will attack eachother given the chance?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Awww... they did indeed take my candle :(
And strangely I HAVE been thinking about Douglas Adams books recently. I've been talking about them too, you can ask Kaol!
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:18, Reply)

Wildly underestimated are those weasels
They'll shag those ghost bees and have them making spunky honey.

Before you know it you'll have thousands of households spreading weasel spunk on their toast in the mornings and hosting a bee/weasel hybrid.

It'll burst out of their stomach in an ectoplasmic/weasel spunky goo ........ Before they mak you think of petunias.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Re Douglas Adams Books
Me likes, but my fave has to be Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:23, Reply)

@swan vesta
In that case, I have no choice but to wank on everyone's toast. If they see spunk on their toast, they may decide that's enough and not bother with any honey.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:25, Reply)

Which is being read on Radio 4
I believe .... Enfield does good work.


But if he were to stand on my front lawn shouting for my 15 year old daughter to elpoe with him I should say "OOOOOOI! ENFIELD! NO!".

Edit. I have scrambled eggs for breakfast tomorrow so let the toast coating begin
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:27, Reply)

DGHDA on radio 4
is but a pale imitation of the book. Toomany attempts to inject non-DA-esque humour into it.

EDIT: Spunk, scrambled eggs, polo-mints, you name it. Let's all take a stand against the unholy union of ghost-bees and mind-weasels!
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:29, Reply)

Mista!
That's the very one I've been talking about! That's my fave too! And of course The Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul.

Swan... I am becoming increasingly worried. I've been having a craving for honey lately, they must have implanted it in my mind for their nefarious purposes...
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:30, Reply)

This is where I show myself up
as a simplistic creature. I quite like Enfield's voice as Gently, It's got that irritating, keening quality which I always imagined ... I guess as I know the story so well I just hear the voice.

Edit. @WFF. Go for the eggs.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:34, Reply)

And...
I'm back.

I see my mind-weasels have been busy.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, Reply)

Righty ho
I'm off to bed. I've rubbed anti weasel cream around my asshole to prevent impregnation ... Mind your toast people.

Nighty night.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:40, Reply)

G'night
Mr. Swan, you wonderful man.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:42, Reply)

Use whatever anti-honey toast-topping you want!
Personally, I'll be taking part in the Toast King bukkake.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Night Swan...
If I don't sleep tonight you're to blame :(

Kaol, help!
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:45, Reply)

What kinda help?
I'm afraid that the world famous (well, in Essex, at least) Kaol Black is locked up, following a particularly strange case involving decapitated rabbits...

I'm not sure how much use I'll be...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:48, Reply)

G'night Sawn
* tags Kaol *

This half of the anti mind-weasel tag-team is calling it a night. I'll come back tomorrow (pun intended).

G'night!
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:48, Reply)

Night Mista
Stay safe!
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:49, Reply)

Oh, right!
Well, anti-mind weasel procedure is simple.

Either think about something else, really, really hard.

OR

Wear a hat made out of goat-wool.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:58, Reply)

Actually
the goat wool hat thing is doable. Angora is goats, isn't it?

I have alpaca wool too. I want to grow my own alpacas one day. They are lully. They only poo in one part of the field, and they always give birth in daylight. You're not allowed to buy one alpaca, you have to get at least two (because they are pack animals).
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:05, Reply)

Alpacas are awesome!
My Grandad used to have loads of Angora goats, they were awesome too!

They look like sheep, 'til you shear them, and then they look properly goat-like *grins*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:07, Reply)

Right, that's settled then
I shall grow angora goats and alpacas. And I shall create things of much fuzziness :)

I want to dye my own wool and spin it and everything too. When I say "my own wool" obviously I mean the wool from the goats and alpacas...
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:30, Reply)