Presents
I'm buying some presents for somebody. I already have facial hair and horse themed presents.

I just need a cock one now. I've been told that my cock with a ribbon on it doesn't count.

Ideas people!
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:47, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Well you could give them
My cock with a ribbon on it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)

A plaster cast of your cock
with a ribbon on.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Sam
I have considered that or perhaps one of those "make a dildo out of a blokes cock" things. Not sure whether that'd be in bad taste though.

Mind you the recipient is a b3tan...
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)

How about a Cock-erel
Or some of your nob cheese on a cracker.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)

How about a big fat cock
From squishables.com ?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I can only see round animals at squishable.com
No giant penises at all..
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)

How about
a nice username?

I've got one going spare...
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)

How about a massive
dicklord?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Phallic veg or tubers?
or Blackadder 2 - many of the plots on that series were based around amusingly-shaped veg and tubers.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Buy them some plasticine and tell them to make something
First thing they'll make is a cock. This happened at college last week after being told to make chromosomes for display.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)

I like that Becky
Very imaginative and I'm nigh on certain the person I'm doing this for would think along those lines...or tits. Either would be ok me thinks.
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)