My plans for today
Revise lots of the year's maths course for the last assignment on 10th Jun.

Finish laying the wooden flooring.

Trawl around Asda and get a week's worth of shopping.

Do some laundry and catch up on the Sky+ whilst doing the ironing

Meet my wife at 1pm on her dinner, take her up the foreshore and enjoy the view and the peace and quiet for an hour.

That wasn't a euphemism

Make a huge pan of beef-stew for tea.



Likelihood of doing all of this - maybe less-than 40%
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:14, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the wooden flooring my wife

doing the ironing having a wank

the foreshore the arse and the peace and quiet for an hour.

comedy gold
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:39, Reply)

You've got the Midas touch, al

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:54, Reply)

That's why
I don't masturbate, or hold myself while urinating.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:57, Reply)

My plans
Do all the stuff I've been putting off for the last 2 weeks.

- post a letter.

Likelihood of getting this done - I reckon a good 60%.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)