I've spent the last three weeks...
/whinge on

...emptying my sinuses hourly, feeling like shit and coughing like an old man to the point that it wakes me up at least twice a night so it's been made official - I'm sick to the fucking back teeth of it.

I'll whore out my peachfuzzed arse to anyone that can make it stop, and the BF will prob give his blessing to boot.

/whinge off
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:27, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lemsip and ginger mixed with hot water
Tis good stuff.

Failing that, man the fuck up.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Balls to the latter...
...I'm done being stoic about it lol. I'll try the former when I get home though ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

anyone who replies to this post is a gay

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Ninja editers rim Jade Goody's cancer-ridden corpse

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I won't mind too much...
...considering that I'm a gay. We're here, we're noticably sniffly, get used to it :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Ignore her, she's just bitter that she's not getting any cock at the moment

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Hmmm...
Any chance you've got hayfever?
Doesn't matter if you've not had it before.
It can strike you at any time, without warning. Like cancer.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

A few folk have said the same...
...and to test the theory, the BF gave me some of his anti-histamines (spelled right? can't be arsed looking it up), which made me feel ever-so-slightly worse. It was worth a try though.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

cancer Mr. K.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Have you recently licked a pig?
SWINE FLU!!!!1!!eleventyone!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Nope...
...just selected parts of the BF. And before you ask, he's not the slightest bit porscine ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

hot lemon, honey, whisky, ginger
spliffs

sleep
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Vipros cure.
With added lemsip. Drink it in bed cos it knocks you the fuck out.
Just to clarify.
1 Lemsip.
Treble whisky
3 spoons Honey
2 Teaspoons lemon juice
Hot water.
Mix well and down the hatch. Sleep. Feel better.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Okay...
...that's my shopping list for the journey home, though I've already got the honey and spliffs covered. Seriously, at this point I'll try anything, I just want it to fuck the fucking fuck off :)

EDIT: The ingredients have been acquired, but I'm taking advice and saving it for bedtime - there's stuff I need to stay awake for for the moment. Tune in tomorrow to see if it cures me or kills me.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Boiling hot water
with craploads of chamomile, fresh+dried if you can get it (My Dad grows loads in the garden. Teabags are ok, but not as effective/strong)

Towel over head, breath in the steam for half an hour.

Seems to have an anesthetic effect on the throat and lungs, as well as relaxing the mind a little. Don't know if it will help for more than a few minutes after you finish with the steam but it's def worth a go.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

chilli, ginger, garlic fried up in a pan
then add water and some veggies/seafood to make soup.

if you prefer stronger flavours, use a veggy stock cube.

Veggies I use are spinach and beansprouts - for seafood you can usually get a mixed tub from your local Supermarket or juts use prawns - the brine will add density to the flavour also.

Twill cure what ails ya!
Sweat it out until your eyeballs bleed.


rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)