Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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It's the only one I can think off.....But there are probably thousands moreAt a recent family birthday, my dear ol' Nan consumed several 1/2 pints of lager. After the meal she proclaimed "Well I think I should have somthing alcoholic now as I've been good so far". After much chuckling we got an explanation. Turns out my clever deceased grandad had told her lager was not alcoholic, over 30 years ago, and she always believed it, leaving him to drink as much as he liked under this excuse!!
I won't even go into the "Clarke Kent/Christopher Reeves/Dean Cane/Superman debate" of last christmas. I think I was too confused by the end of it!
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Ironic Mullet, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 12:56,
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