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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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extreme dicombobulaton
i still shudder at this

i was at my mums, me and mrs spimf had enjoyed our evening had enjoyed a few drinks. we were frisky and wanted to get home - she was whispering things she intended to do to me and generally being a bit filthy

as i was bidding my mum goodbye i was also holding on to mrs spimf (by her left buttock) in a moment of extreme discombobulation i tried to kiss my mum goodbye

i will never forget the look of confusion on my mums face as she said

"why did you just stick your tongue in my ear"



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(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 20:20, Reply)

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