Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Not really an old person...but an older person who used to frequent one of the pubs I used to work at:
- Always take a dump when you're at work, you're getting paid for it
- Never trust a woman who's shoulders are wider than her hips
Apologies for lameness, but I'm a serial lurker and had to share my words of wisdom.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:30, 3 replies)
I worked out that in a year I spend about 3 man weeks in the can at work - earning me about a grand.
Musn't grumble.
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:48,
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Never trust a woman who's shoulders are wider than her hipsBut you could employ her on a building site.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:55,
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*gulp*my shoulders are the same width (approximately) as my hips. Does that mean I'm trustworthy or not?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:19, closed)
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