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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer Number 1 rule that shouldn't be forgotten:
it's only teh Interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment I clicked on this....
Because it is very very true.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)
This is a QotW comment Just to play a little devils advocat
If I were to click on this, would I, by implication, be saying that CHCB was old, in that I would be accepting her advice within this QOTW?

Because I would hate to give offence without meaning to.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment Giving offence without meaning to
is ace! Afterwards you can say you thought of it all by yourself. It's like cheating and getting away with it.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment Devils advocat?
It's a load of Bols.

Sorry...
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment oh touche PJM
how very droll.

*wishes he could spell better*
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment NOooooooooooooooo!
It's a real place. I have friends here.....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment Happens to the very best of us
I recall having an attack of the typos when attempting to email instructions on how to Cut 'n paste. The end result was hugely embarrassing to say the least!
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment @PJM
but was it as embarrassing as grabbing chickenlady's mothers backside?
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment Typos and Arse-grab-in-law
Pretty much equal in the embarrassment stakes. Could have been worse though, I could have been emailing the cut n paste instructions to Chickenlady's mum...
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment
*cunts*

*pastes*

Yeah, you like that, don't you? You filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment Didn't help that the lass I was emailing
was also someone I had designs on at the time.

oops...
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, closed)
This is a QotW comment You should cunt n' paste my reply above,
see if she responds favourably, and then... oh wait, was it chickenlady?

You smooth-mover, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment Hi Bert!
PJM is smooth, but not as smooth as you.

At least, as smooth as you will once i'm finished with you.

*pounces with waxing strips*
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*pretends not to enjoy having his scrotum waxed*
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oooooo
it's all smooth and shiny.

*prods*
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment
smooth and shiny wrinkled and smelly

Glad you like it, now be a good boy and give it a lick. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, closed)

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