From an old boss...
...giving a patronising pep talk to gee up the troops. "There's no 'I' in T-E-A-M".

A whispered voice from the back "Aye, but there is a 'ME'!".
(Reverend Fister with buttocks quivering in anticipation on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:41, closed)

as I mentioned in a reply to a post a short while earlier
there's no I in team, but there is a u in cunt
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:45, closed)

...
There's also a "U" in cunt.
EDIT: Nicely done Mr. V.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:46, closed)

That's
an excellent riposte, must remember that one.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:49, closed)

*doffs hat*
thank you gentlemen
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:01, closed)

I fucking hate middle-management types who live by these sayings
"Sky blue thinking" and "customer churn", what, are we making butter now? TWAT, ACTUALLY DO SOME FUCKING WORK INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SOUND IMPORTANT! NO-ONE FUCKING LOVES YOU SO STOP SPEAKING LIKE A PONCE!!!!

But you don't let it get to you.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:13, closed)

Shouty cunts
I used to work with a guy who's management approach was to shout and micromanage. If you dare ask for clarification of what he wanted, he'd simply repeat his request but louder.

Working with him was a nightmare, I belonged to a separate department and had no training in his field of expertise whatsoever, yet I was expected to magically provide what ever he wanted by telepathy.

Cunt.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:25, closed)

Yep, and you can't spell "TEAM" without "TEA!"

So may I suggest a teabreak?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)