One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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I managed to impress her by unscrewing her tongue piercing as we kissedShe was considerably fatter than I had anticipated
I ran away
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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Gastric band eh? You must have a long tongue!
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How do you 'anticipate' someone's fatness after you've snogged them?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06,
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"sit on me face, I'll anticipate yer weight"(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08, closed)
She was a gothBlack clothes and a corset can be deceptively slimming, plus I was quite, quite drunk
It was only when I realised I couldn't get my hands to meet around her back that I suspected she might be Badger fodder
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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Are you not familiar with the whole 'blind date' thing where you get to know each other while wearing blindfolds?All the cool kids are doing it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:08,
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Are you sure she had a pierced tongue?Maybe you'd just loosened a filling?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 19:26,
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