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Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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Who's this Emvee prick?
blooblooing and throwing all the toys out his arse.
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Careful, he's going Full Fathelme,

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:48, closed)
How very dare you, sir
I was the finest DJ and Chuckle Brother impersonator in NW5 until that unreasonable bitch ruined my life just because I dumped her ass when she was pregnant with my kid. Of course, later on I became a proper crybaby and deleted my b3ta account, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:52, closed)
You need to get out more M8

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Stop holding onto the past

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I don't have anything else in my life
Apart from "properly creasing up" when someone reminds me of a monosyllabic "catchphrase" from off of Storage Wars, of course
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, closed)
Money!

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That's two syllables
but well done for trying anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:29, closed)
YEARP!

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*properly creasing up*

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:36, closed)
get your own material

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You're right
this material's all creased
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:16, closed)

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