Whoopsie doodle
Just a couple spring to mind....

1) I once sent a text to my estate agent telling him 'you can never have too much veg' instead of the other half.

2) I found out last week that I had set up an auto-reply on my e-mail account to reply to anyone that sent me a message from e-Bay saying 'erm, bit busy right now spanking the monkey - will get back to you as soon as this monkey is red raw'. Apparently I did this in a drunken fit of hilarity about 2 years ago and was, in fact supposed to have set it up on my boyfriend's account instead. It wasn't until finally last week, after all the auto e-mails I must have sent that someone finally asked me what the hell I was on about. Erm....

3) I am also forever pressing ctrl and enter instead of ctrl and backspace when in the middle of rage inspired work e-mails which I never really intend to send. This could possibly be why the Vice-Chairman ended up with half a sentence starting 'If you only had half a brain in your tiny little h..'

So far - God only knows how - most people still do seem to be talking to me.
(Loving Vixen, Thu 26 May 2005, 12:34, Reply)