Ono = Hoho
I used to work for a national IT training company in London. I had recently been given a lecture as I had been caught checking out some (fairly mild) pron one day which was sent by a colleague to everyone in the office, boss included, and was given a written warning by boss who was despite all else, a 100% cuntwhore arsebitch. Following day I am sitting at my desk and she, in her nasal high-pitched whine, announces that her boyf has sent her a rude e-mail. She opens the MPEG attachment to see some thin guy sticking his head up an enormously fat womans vagina. Over and over again. Cue much nasal screaming of "OHMYGOD!" and me almost soiling myself with glee. Then there was the time they were all trying to remember the names of all the Golden Girls, so she browses www goldengirls com and is presented with the filthyest golden-shower page in the world. She was a fucking arsehole that one.
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 7:55, Reply)