my nan overheard a conversation at an old folks' club she'd just started going to...
the lady who thought she was the queen of it all was holding court, and proclaiming to another lady that she'd heard that the grandson of one of the new ladies was a *goth*...

my nan's ears perk up at this, and she wanders over. she informs her ladyship that actually, no, it's his wife that's the goth. he, in fact, was initiated as a druid at stonehenge by the chief druid of the insular order of druids.

'do you know her?' she's asked.

'very well indeed.' says my nan. 'you're talking about my grandson.'
(blades is looking for a brain, any brain, at, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:57, 7 replies)

your nans a droid?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:48, closed)

Those
are not the druids she's looking for.


(oh fuck, sorry, sorry, sorry)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:01, closed)

Where did they find the druidic texts?
Whenever I hear of druids I wonder where they found the instruction booklet to Stonehenge.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:31, closed)

It's "Empathetic and Intuitive Wisdom"
or, as the rest of us say, a load of old bollocks they made up to get into the knickers of gullible public schoolgirls visiting Glastonbury.
(ubergeekian, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 20:24, closed)

Gerald Stanley Hawkins, in his book Stonehenge Decoded, called the modern Druids' activities there 'pathetic, made-up rituals'.
That's stuck in my mind for nearly 40 years!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 18:48, closed)

fucking druids
and their fucking henges, can't go anywhere these days without falling over a druid in a henge.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:43, closed)

How embarrassing.
Your brother must be a credulous twit to want to join the druids.
Doesn't he know it's all just made up?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:45, closed)