Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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I used to be a global email administratorThings I've discovered whilst trying to debug problems:
My boss liked twinks.
A colleague had a passion for school girl spanking videos.
A girl trader had a massive collection of 'kick in the balls' porn.
That sweet girl from the 7th floor with curly blonde hair and a personality like sunshine, also liked to be anally fisted.
One of my favourite exchanges was between a group of traders and a new guy on the team.
The email exchange was to the whole team and went something like this:
Wankie trader : "Haha Bas your so gay its untrue."
Bas : "I'm really not comfortable with such homophobic comments in the workplace"
Wankie trader : "Is that cos u like cock."
Bas : "look this is really unacceptable that you keep on questioning my sexuality."
Wankie trader : "Do you like to give or receive?"
Bas : "This is like being at school."
Wankie trader : "You can report me to sir if you like, or would u prefer to suck his cock."
Bas : "FFS Ok so wot, I'm gay. If you carry on talking to me like this I will report you to personnel"
Wankie trader : "HAHAHA BAS LIKES COCK HAHAHAHA!"
About 30 minutes later
Wankie Trader : "Uhm this was a joke right? You're not really a bender?"
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:14, 1 reply)
Ha!Ricky Gervais is trawling this for source material.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:37,
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