patpong
I vividly recall my first visit to bangkok, where upon arrival i had to find evidence of the extreme nature of patpong, the red light district.

Took a taxi there and the very first thing i heard, with door half open, in a high pitched whiny scouse female voice was " .... but I don't want to watch 2 boys having sex..".

By the time I recovered, the inevitable "you want sex show?", "girls, fucky fucky", "ping pong",etc crowd had gathered round me.

I have found that the best way to get rid of these kind of characters is to ask them for something so deviant that they just consider me too sick and leave me alone.

So I started asking for girl on donkey action, which only produced blank faces. so i proceeded to donkey noises and various arm gestures. This chased them all off except for one guy, who followed me to the first bar, waited outside, next bar waited outside, each time following me with cries of "donkey, donkey, come".

I didnt go and see although I do kind of regret it now.

Paid for sex ? on another occasion - yup. In germany - 1000 euros for 2 of them for the whole night. perfect looking and classy women that knew *exactly* what they were doing.

will I ever do it again ?

no.

I by far prefer real, shared enjoyment and the emotional context of being with someone you love.
( pregnantfridge, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:48, Reply)