Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I lies in my beda good couple of hours beyond the start of work this morning. I blamed the football, which was the absolute truth of it. Hangover is starting to get way out of control.
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Conman the Barbarian, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:04,
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