I've just read them all....
There's so much to grumble about.

Stop the world: I want to get off. :o(
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( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:29, closed)

I don't know
I've read through all of them and realised I'm quite a happy, carefree person by comparison. Which is nice.
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:30, closed)

@Humpty
Happy b3taday, mate. You're old!
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:33, closed)

Happy b3taday Humpty.
There, there, things can only get better.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:35, closed)

*bursts into song*
"And isn't your life extremely flat, with nothing whatever to grumble at?"

(OK, who's started singing along?)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:40, closed)

la la la la la LA
la la la la la LA

la la la la la LA

la la la la la LA
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:47, closed)

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She-boop she-boop ... *shuffles right, shuffles left*

Old man dancing... cheers CHCB
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:53, closed)

I got 18 days to go...

la la la la la LA

la la la la la LA
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Wed 7 May 2008, 13:57, closed)

Happy
B3taday!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:12, closed)