Ill-dressed students
It's been a while since i last posted but i am bringing myself out of retirement while b3ta is not blocked at work. I remember back in the day when i was a student that wearing a scarf with a t-shirt, flip flops and shorts was treated with the contempt it deserved. You were looked upon as a dumb twat who enjoyed looking like a surf bum but in -20oC. But there has been a recent upturn in the amount of prannys walking around in shorts, t-shirts and what looks like yasser arafats tea towel around there necks. I'm not exactly sure if they look like badly dreesed suicide bomers or just plain cunts.

I have to work for these absolute cunts everyday and it's getting to the point where i might actually kill the next cunt dressed like this when the weather is shit. So dickheads remember this, it's not the fucking shara desert, your a 'bo-ho' type of cunt who hangs around brighton beach looking at the old grannies baggy minges and then you piss off to some shit gastro pub and order sausage and mash (sausage unt mashette) at an over inflated price and talk about how great the latest shit gig you went to was.

If you have come under any of the above please do me and the rest of the world a favour and kill yourself, please help us rid the world of fevered ego's!

Length-ask your sister
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:21, 1 reply)

The joy of looking utterly ridiculous
I'll be honest, I find it a bit of an affront to find students that aren't dressed ridiculously. Three years of your life in which your concerns are a) getting drunk b) getting laid and c) occasionally turning up to lectures? My question is, why DON'T you have a mohawk?

Seriously, you can look like whatever you want! Go hell for leather!
(Ozz, Thu 8 May 2008, 1:11, closed)