Starsigns
Does the exact date your parents shagged determine what you're like? "Ooh I'm a perfectionist but then I am a Virgo....no, you're a sad deluded idiot who believes in something that's essentially a fairytale. Get a grip.
(Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:38, closed)

I tend to laugh
having been born earlier than due, I am a different star sign to the one I should have been.

It worked out well, though, cos I ended up Sagitarius, and we're half human half horse. According to that well known astrologer, Billy Connolly, we're the only star sign allowed to shit in the street.
(TheWeeWitch is walking the parenthood tightrope on, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:56, )

I'm an Aquarius.
That means that I get to piss out of windows.
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:02, )

I'm a Gemini.
Which means you get to have a threesome.
( Big-girl's-blouse is now au natural in the earlobe deparment, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:12, )

I'm a Capricorn...
Which is a goat... Er... Fuck!
(Kaol "I expected him to be smaller... And angrier", Wed 7 May 2008, 21:45, )

magazines
Waiting in a hospital waiting room, I started looking through the magazines on offer, every single one was a celeb magazine. Not even a decent one like OK or Hello, the really banal end of the market.
My missus starts flicking through and shows me the horoscope which I read and then exclaimed (loud enough for everyone else to say) "That horoscope is sooo me; along with 5m other people of course"
(Maudlin McCann spreading the word of Owstwick, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:46, )

I'm a Leo.
Roar. Roar. Brutal mauling.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Sysprep? I don't get it., Wed 7 May 2008, 22:56, )

I'm Aquarius
and I've got you wet and your mum will tell you off for getting wet.
(Maudlin McCann spreading the word of Owstwick, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:23, )

Virgo
Eternal virgin or something like that.

yeah, not so much so.....


Oh, and it isn't the date your parents shagged, it is aprox 9 months after they shagged. Though, I guess you could look at it either way.
(flirting with badgers and back to muttering, Thu 8 May 2008, 4:08, )