Dad and Porn.
My mum's quite heavily disabled and there's no way she and my dad are ever going to "get it on" again... the pain would be too much for her.
A few years ago I realised this and introduced my dad to a couple of "safe" porn sites... he became a more chilled person, and was very grateful.

*Good.. no probs dad, don't mention it. No really - don't mention it*

*********

He kept his end of the bargain for a long time until recently... and this is my peeve. He's far too honest.

"Hey Humpty... have you ever seen "redtube.com"?
"Of Course I have Dad ... Why?"
"Well, I saw someone "Foot-Fucking" I mean - you know - a woman getting a *foot* stuffed inside herself. A whole FOOT!! .. and now I can't look at a woman without wondering if she enjoys having a foot inside her..."
:o/
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 8 May 2008, 8:39, 5 replies)

*Giggles*
There's just some things a father and son shouldn't be comfortable discussing.

But how nice you introduced him to porn on the interweb so he could release some pent up sexual tension.

Now that is a thoughtful thing to do.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 May 2008, 8:46, closed)

Aye...
I love my daddy =)

Even if he needs surgery to get his hand off his cock
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 8 May 2008, 9:22, closed)

Thas nice, if slightly iffy, I'm not sure I could do the same for mine in the same situation, but presumably your relationship is closer than mine,
Now just remind him of the old father-son discussion, 'Yes, everyone wanks, Yes, it is normal, No, there's nothing wrong with it, BUT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT!' especially not father to son, jeez, I wouldn't know where to look...
( ..wil, Thu 8 May 2008, 9:34, closed)

When I was teaching my mother how to use the net
I had to spend 30 minutes looking for nude pictures of Ricky Martin for her. I must have visited a life time supply of gay sites in that grim half-hour.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:26, closed)

@Smurf...
There's some things that you just shouldn't do...

Looking for a Ricky Martin naked is probably high on the list.

*bokes*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 8 May 2008, 11:43, closed)