Pet Peeves
What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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Havaianas.
I'm sorry, people. It doesn't matter if they've got a little rubber logo on them, or that you paid ten quid for them at some wanky boutique. They're flip-flops. They're Hong Kong Thongs. They're fine if you need them to walk on the beach or if you happen to be a porter at a Kowloon fishmarket, but for fuck's sake, no matter how you look at them or how you wear them, they ain't couture. They're vulgar, and they look like shee-it.
If you must be vulgar and look like shee-it, be honest about it and get a pair of seventies-style cheapies from the pound shop, and I'll have a lot more respect for you. Seeing the supposed sartorial saving grace of the word "Havaianas" emblazoned on your footwear makes me want to plant my size 8 #501 "Crazy Horse" textured leather Blundstone, procured by mail at some expense and effort from Sam Bear Disposals in Melbourne, firmly between your pertly clenched arsecheeks.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 10:01, 2 replies)
Havaianas.
I'm sorry, people. It doesn't matter if they've got a little rubber logo on them, or that you paid ten quid for them at some wanky boutique. They're flip-flops. They're Hong Kong Thongs. They're fine if you need them to walk on the beach or if you happen to be a porter at a Kowloon fishmarket, but for fuck's sake, no matter how you look at them or how you wear them, they ain't couture. They're vulgar, and they look like shee-it.
If you must be vulgar and look like shee-it, be honest about it and get a pair of seventies-style cheapies from the pound shop, and I'll have a lot more respect for you. Seeing the supposed sartorial saving grace of the word "Havaianas" emblazoned on your footwear makes me want to plant my size 8 #501 "Crazy Horse" textured leather Blundstone, procured by mail at some expense and effort from Sam Bear Disposals in Melbourne, firmly between your pertly clenched arsecheeks.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 10:01, 2 replies)
I got mine cheap of ebay
and because they are made of proper rubber they are far more comfortable, far less damaging to the feet, and far more long lasting than a cheap pair of flip flops.
why do I want flip flops? because I have hot feet and don't want to walk barefoot down the street*
is your real problem with flip flops in general?
*I don't wear them if I have to walk any real distance
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 10:06, closed)
and because they are made of proper rubber they are far more comfortable, far less damaging to the feet, and far more long lasting than a cheap pair of flip flops.
why do I want flip flops? because I have hot feet and don't want to walk barefoot down the street*
is your real problem with flip flops in general?
*I don't wear them if I have to walk any real distance
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 10:06, closed)
Oh God yes
"I paid £20 for a pair of rubber flip flops just because they have a little Brazilian flag on them, look how cool I am!"
You're not cool. You are a bloody idiot.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 10:47, closed)
"I paid £20 for a pair of rubber flip flops just because they have a little Brazilian flag on them, look how cool I am!"
You're not cool. You are a bloody idiot.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 10:47, closed)
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