Brim measure, goverment breaking promises.
Our government cannot be trusted. Way down the list was a pledge to introduce lined glasses throughout the uk on their first election.
did they? did they fuck!
Camra said they thought they would pull out.

It is a rip off, and the expensive places in cities are the worst offenders and the bastards fit sparklers to create foam.

It is our duty to demand a full pint and I do.If that clogs up their trade for the extra time they shouldn`t be so greedy should they?

W/spons and sam smiths usually serve a full pint (even if served by an ex commonwealth accent)
My old boss is also a licensee for a sports club, and at a trade fair got a credit card type plastic calculator which you could hold up to the head on a standard straight glass and look down the price per pint column and find out how much you were being ripped off. THAT WORKS! sadly it doesnt have a column above £2.50 so is out of date

just before the last supposed expression of our democratic rights I got a labour canvasser.
( I`d also had a tory and a few others who demonstrated their inability to read a notice on my door and not ring. All sent off with earfleas)

This one was really keen. "how can I vote for a government that doesn`t keep its promises?" and after stats and speech on education, health etc covering all the other likely things people would be pissed off at he drew a blank, I dropped in that "you promised line measure", and whilst reeling "AND REPRIVATISATION OF OUR PUBLIC TRANPORT!"
He had obviously been told dont turn and run, they might pounce and claw you to bits, so he backed out looking very Prey animal.

Ask for a top up and if you have more than 2mm of foam remaining, and no effort to do it, call the manager, it WILL be a managed house.
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I like your
priorities.
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