Oh well.
Spent 8 years playing in a fairly well known orchestra.

Have probably performed live in front of several million people all together.
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badum tish?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:27, closed)

Actually,
I also spent a few years playing in a brass band - strictly amateur vicars tea party / march in the town carnival stuff. that was quite a lot of badum-tishness.

Good fun though. You'll never meet a bigger bunch of pissheads than a typical brass band.
(username failed moderation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:02, closed)

Ditto
Really ought to have something awesome to write here, but the best I can think of is the time I had a cough the day of a recording session, overdosed on Benylin and had an out of body experience at Abbey Rd. Meh.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 22:37, closed)

I was thinking about writing a comparison between
being on tour in an orchestra, and being on tour in a rock band.

But I never toured in a rock band . . .

I'm guessing it's not as different as people think. I had a fucking WHALE of a time :D
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