To add to PJM's list:
{edit: and smile you love it's entry}

Descriptions by women -

Average build = fat
Slightly overweight = obese
Large = Enormous
Very slim = scrawny
Athletic = built like a brick shithouse
Bubbly = fat and annoyingly loud
Great personality = talks constantly in an attempt to disguise the fact she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

And why do they all like to go hillwalking?

By the way, I've nothing against overweight people - I used to be one - but if you're big, say so!
( K2k6 is apparently an expert on clendrix's nipples, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:17, closed)