Welcome aboard . . .
Seaman Stains arrr arrr!!

(Had to get a Pugwash joke in there)
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)

Thats more like it
Far more entertaining. :D Im still giggling like a schoolgirl from the "Oh toothless wonder what wisdom do you speak of..." *parp* comment from 2 pages back.

Sorry another car reference... If she's recently been re-taxed (after finishing the SORN obviously) then bumping uglies is obviously getting your red wings.

Now I feel ill...
(Stanlington Jobsworthy Smythe Last skived off work on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)

Abefroman
A woman I once knew called it Back Door Week.
Her boyfriend was very happy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:38, Reply)

Chickenlady
Black pants may hide the blood, but they positively enhance batter stains.
(Vic Flange, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)

Has to be said tho . . .
Tis good on a cold winter's morn
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)

Twopenneth!
Theres nothing more satisfying than seeing a bloke rising from your bed looking like he's been in a road accident.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:35, Reply)

Not me but...
...a bloke I know calls it blow job week, but he is from Dudley. So that's ok then.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:32, Reply)

Ahoy there, me hearties,
Swabbing the deck be needed, when your buxom wench has bleeded...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:31, Reply)

Well
why do you think black knickers are so popular? They don't show the stains.


And in keeping with Pirate day - Aaaarrrrr, Seaman Stains! Arrrrr!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)

The all night sushi bar
Is closed for redecoration...
(Vic Flange, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)

SORN
For all the drivers out there, can't go for a ride shes SORN (statuary off the road notice)
(The kneeling rifleman Is slowly getting there.., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:29, Reply)

Not to mention
giving you a rusty yardarm, matey...

(it's also very difficult to get out of your underwear if you put them back on after doing your girl...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)

Also menstrual blood
is a bastard to get out of your pubes, and sheets!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)

Move up-scale shall we?
please...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)

Surfing
the crimson wave.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

PJM
I like to call it the wednesday carnage.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

Clamato?
*shudder* Arrr, methinks that was a bit below the bilge line...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

Let's discuss feminism...
I think it's a good thing, in moderation!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)

Texas
Chainsaw massacre ?
( Trollman, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)

Clotted
Jam? i dont know i just made it up :D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:20, Reply)

What about
Sharks are sniffing.

Edit: Actually, that should be circling, not sniffing. Prat.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:18, Reply)

Leaky Twat
(sorry)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:17, Reply)

Damn!
Got in there before me Reverend :curses:
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)

On
the bench?

dipping the jam spoon?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)

The monthly visit...
..of Auntie Flo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:15, Reply)

Off...
...games week?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:14, Reply)

Playing
hide the mouse?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:13, Reply)