Welcome aboard . . .
Seaman Stains arrr arrr!!

(Had to get a Pugwash joke in there)
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)

Thats more like it
Far more entertaining. :D Im still giggling like a schoolgirl from the "Oh toothless wonder what wisdom do you speak of..." *parp* comment from 2 pages back.

Sorry another car reference... If she's recently been re-taxed (after finishing the SORN obviously) then bumping uglies is obviously getting your red wings.

Now I feel ill...
(Stanlington Jobsworthy Smythe Last skived off work on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:39, Reply)

Abefroman
A woman I once knew called it Back Door Week.
Her boyfriend was very happy.
( chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:38, Reply)

Chickenlady
Black pants may hide the blood, but they positively enhance batter stains.
(Lunar Jim, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)

Has to be said tho . . .
Tis good on a cold winter's morn
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:36, Reply)

Twopenneth!
Theres nothing more satisfying than seeing a bloke rising from your bed looking like he's been in a road accident.
( Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:35, Reply)

Not me but...
...a bloke I know calls it blow job week, but he is from Dudley. So that's ok then.
( abefroman fritters & wastes the hours in an offhand way, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:32, Reply)

Ahoy there, me hearties,
Swabbing the deck be needed, when your buxom wench has bleeded...
( disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:31, Reply)

Well
why do you think black knickers are so popular? They don't show the stains.


And in keeping with Pirate day - Aaaarrrrr, Seaman Stains! Arrrrr!
( chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)

The all night sushi bar
Is closed for redecoration...
(Lunar Jim, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:30, Reply)

SORN
For all the drivers out there, can't go for a ride shes SORN (statuary off the road notice)
(big, daft and ginger has got a new job and spending loads of cash, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:29, Reply)

Not to mention
giving you a rusty yardarm, matey...

(it's also very difficult to get out of your underwear if you put them back on after doing your girl...)
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:28, Reply)

Also menstrual blood
is a bastard to get out of your pubes, and sheets!
( disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)

Move up-scale shall we?
please...
( disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)

Surfing
the crimson wave.
(Reverend Fister, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

PJM
I like to call it the wednesday carnage.
( Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

Clamato?
*shudder* Arrr, methinks that was a bit below the bilge line...
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

Let's discuss feminism...
I think it's a good thing, in moderation!
( disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)

Texas
Chainsaw massacre ?
(Raff the indelible, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:24, Reply)

Clotted
Jam? i dont know i just made it up :D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:20, Reply)

What about
Sharks are sniffing.

Edit: Actually, that should be circling, not sniffing. Prat.
( K2k6 didn't have to pay to have his car fixed, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:18, Reply)

Leaky Twat
(sorry)
( disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:17, Reply)

Damn!
Got in there before me Reverend :curses:
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)

On
the bench?

dipping the jam spoon?
( Pooflake ...time of death, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:16, Reply)

The monthly visit...
..of Auntie Flo.
(Reverend Fister, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:15, Reply)

Off...
...games week?
(Reverend Fister, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:14, Reply)

Playing
hide the mouse?
( disasterprone rhas to be up at 5. And is fucking steaming., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:13, Reply)