Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Infant School...When I was a wee bairn I was 'priviledged' enough to go to a school with it's own swimming pool (read 'indoor pond'... I think it only comes up to my ankles, but I was little back then).
Anyway, I'll not tell you the name of the lad involved, because he'd probably die of shame knowing this was on t'interweb for all to see. If you know the story, then you know the guy involved.
Wednesday was assembly day, and Friday was swimming day... simple enough. One Wednesday we were told there had been 'problems' with the swimming pool and it would be closed until further notice.
Slowly but surely the rumour mill starts turning and all kinds of stories are offered up, but one is more prevalent than the rest...
"The reason there's no swimming is because X pooed in the pool."
... Somehow the story was confirmed as true and it's stuck with the poor lad some 20 years later.
It took 6 weeks for the pool to reopen. SIX WEEKS?! For a poo... it must've been like Moby Dick!!
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 23:25,
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