Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Ya know like...I would say im a clean person, shower nearly everday blah blah blah.
But at weekends i go out on a friday, get hammered go to bed at around 8am up for 1pm then to work for 8 hours. I finish work then its straight out of the door for a saturday night. Stumble home in the morning get virtually no sleep and get up for work again. Now because ive been 'dancing' and my job is pretty labour intensive i start to have this feeling where i know im not clean. Its just a feeling i get. Like i would put my hand down my pants absent mindedly, i do this a lot, then retreiving my hand id realise where its been and have to wash it because ball sweat is the worst sweat ever. My hair stinks of smoke, hands smell of lager/whiskey/red bull/smoke/white wine and maybe sometimes piss. My feet stink.
But the best bit is putting my finger down my belly button wriggling it about and smelling it. It smells badly weird, like you know its bad but you want to smell it again because you are curious. I also like getting the gunk out from inbetween my toes and having a sly whiff of that too.
I know other people do the toe thing because ive caught them at it. So im not THAT weird right?
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 3:33, Reply)
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