Oh. My. Gawsh. >__<
I've just been reading some unsigned bands forum thingummyjig... I found this band called "King Lifting". This is what they had to say for themselves:

this is our one mainly about tog trumps(tha playing cards, with monsters and shit):

"And I swear,
they stole the shoes he died in.
They robbed the grave he layed in.
Oh so sad.

I’m big, I’m gonna rip your sole out
and push it up my…
I eat suits for breakfast.

I. Sniff. Blood.
They stole the shoes he died in.
They robbed the gold he lied with.
Oh so, sad.

Makes me wince / you see medieval waiters; their skin is a downside
Their skin is a downside.

Hangman dreams of ropes. His killing power is a staggering 78
No…
Granite man is crying, even his tears crush the world
Werewolves wonder what the fuck they're wearing, they’ve no em-pa-thy to speak of.
Physical strength for these clowns is a colossal
95, that’s 90 too many. I learnt the hard way.

Horror rating, 1000. Guess who?

The incredible melting man. Christ doesn’t visit
earth due to this creatures face. Like an action figure
left on the radiator. Like a doll manipu-
-lated by a, blind child:“I wish I was dead” show your self

And I swear,
they stole the shoes he died in.
They robbed the grave he layed in.
Oh so sad.

I’m big, I’m gonna rip your sole out
and push it up my…
I eat suits for breakfast.

I. Sniff. Blood.
They stole the shoes he died in.
They robbed the gold he lied with.
Oh so, sad.

Makes me wince / you see medieval waiters; their skin is a downside
Their skin is a downside.
Hangman dreams of ropes. His killing power is a staggering 78
No…
Werewolves wonder what the fuck they're wearing.
You stink like corpses. You keel over in the grave
like wet spaghetti.

Elemental and the Demon buy their jewellery

Firedrake has the last word constricting ‘round branches
That night all fear factors across the land rose
into the high millions. Word has it there were
50 drakes to every soul. fuck you all"

/loadofbollocks

I ask you.
(Balue Free From Tetanus, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 18:56, Reply)